il be achik you be nana.

made me a dancer

2011-04-07T08:15:00.000-07:00

A: you love me.

B: i hate you. i despise you.

A: it's the same thing..

to you.

2011-03-21T13:53:00.000-07:00

i am not walking away from that because of what that is. but i am walking into this because of what this is.

ketis peha bai kain berterabuh

2011-03-09T15:44:00.000-08:00

magedi magedi magedi mah. the french don't eat french toast. empty stomach before a party calls for an army of stomping knives while dancing. that left soon after.

but how soon is soon. 5pm a red apple. 7pm a banana. nothing else but a biol. pour yourself a drink in a chrysler cab. uncle playing songs for the dead. close eyes now and nonsense scenes play with loud hollowing voices. too much of a vile thing.

i wanted to tidur bogel at liang court. due to back ache. midori is not eighty dollars. it is sixty plus dollars. no matter how much rose syrup you add in a cup. if you pour alot of condensed milk. the drink will be deemed tawar. don't fuck the law with condensed milk.

twitching nose. closing eyes. home alone. last night was cool. cigar smoke is definitely not cool. smells like burnt rotten monkeys. don't try this at home. weird ass dream. nelly did not sing that song. eight am and its time to rest my head. i guess. with love

kene lagi.

2011-03-02T14:31:00.000-08:00

stop disturbing me ! CURSE YOU BLACK COCKROACH ! mak bapak kau tak ajar jangan kacau orang ! amek kau minum shieldtox sampai tebegik tros mampos !

bitches.

2011-02-27T09:08:00.000-08:00

i just emerged victorious after a half an hour battle with the arch condemned life sworn enemy. the bloody cockroach. saw that faggot inside the toilet and i broke the emergency alarm. came back with shieldtox and a spray bottle with its nozzle set to high pressured one lined water ejecting.

the bastard was hiding behind the pipe. so i camped outside the gates of hell spraying shieldtox. after a few minutes the drunk fruitcake scurried up the pipe in a split second move i shot the fucker with the high pressured water from the spray bottle and it fell to its death.

actually it died of shieldtox and also from the heavy tat sing slippers that is burying it now. i curse all your descendants you bastard cockroaches ! don't disturb me !

this is a very unstable post.

2011-02-20T03:06:00.000-08:00

have you ever seen a man been beaten up front and back. bleeding from his head drained near his death. sprawled across the floor of a crowded street but no one came to his aid and instead crossed over as if he was dead. but apologized for making every one else lift up their legs

have you ever seen a man stabbed through his chest but he did not fall. all he did was take a jacket and covered the knife in hopes that no one else saw the ordeal. hailed a cab and asked to be sent to the hospital but told the driver 'i don't know if you would accept me with all this blood stained clothes'

the doctor came out and held him by his shoulders. 'young man. pull that knife out and wipe off those blood' the man sat for awhile and did as told. immediately he collapsed and gave out his last breath. the doctor whispered 'your life starts now and everyone else needs to realize that they don't need a doctor'

the doctor picked the dead mans body up and shouted at the top of his lungs 'from all that you have done with yourself are you really alive and walking or are you as dead as the life you are living! flying high up above but are those wings really what you deserve! speeding beyond limits on a road with no ending but are your wheels really the ones turning! look at this motionless body that i hold and tell me are you all really the ones moving! look at this motionless body that i hold and tell me is he really isn't breathing.. '

the doctor was hungry and ordered some mee rebus at the near coffee shop. after which he shouted at the makcik 'with this bowl of noodles is it really my money that allows me this eating ! with every scoop that i put in my mouth am i really chewing ! after every meal that i have is it really a full stomach that i am feeling ! '

the makcik was appalled by the audacity of this stranger whom have just shouted at her and so she dropped her senduk and rolled up her baju kurong sleeves as she shouted back at the doctor ' you think you anyhow can shout at me ? dont dare you up your voice any any how you apek ! and if you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeell what the rock is cooking ! ' and she threw her tudung brooch at the doctor's head. but the doctor took the limau nipis hijau from his bowl of mee rebus and squeezed it into the makciks eye and the makcik ran away like hussain bolt

but before she left the coffee shop she turned around and looked at the doctor. she shouted 'that young man was my son..' and the makcik fell on her knees crying.

the doctor kneeled beside the makcik and whispered 'train is coming. train is coming. train is comiiiiiiiiiingg.. love your ride'

runaway

2011-02-13T00:39:00.000-08:00

hidden at the back of my mind 'find me if you can find' remembered. runaway to where i can stay. hold you, if i am bold. will that make you free now. is this the time to see now. hey 'si cantik manis' is this the time to see now ?

none shall sleep.

2011-01-23T04:27:00.000-08:00

Nobody shall sleep !

Even you, O princess

In your cold room

Watch the stars

That tremble with love and with hope

But my secret is hidden within me

My name no one shall know..

No !.. No !..

On your mouth i will tell it when the light shines

And my kiss will dissolve the silence that makes you mine !

( No one will know his name and we must, alas, die )

Vanish, O night !

Set stars ! Set stars !

At dawn I will win ! I will win ! I will win !

per il mio amore.

2011-01-20T04:35:00.001-08:00

and everybody fought to realize why the italian man tossed the dough all around and rolled it on his shoulders. he cried for the art of his work that no one will ever eat his pizza. he knew that no one will ever eat his pizza. the italian man lived that way. till he grew wrinkled and old. no one ate his pizza.

on his deathbed he whispered 'no one eats my pizza for i myself will not serve them my dough. they saw me knead. they saw me bake. but i will not serve them my work.'

it doesn't matter.

2011-01-18T06:22:00.000-08:00

where we take this road. someone's got to go.

even with our fists held high

2010-11-19T05:04:00.000-08:00

i was once over the moon. but i slammed it away. because the stars went astray. you were once all that lit the sky. but i am blind. i cannot see what was left behind.

i used to hear your voice. used to smell your scent. used to see your face. used to feel your grace. but i am numb. the whole world took my senses. and i am senseless.

tomorrow awaits for every single man. but mine has arrived before i could agree to it. the thought of it has no picture. all it gives is a broken mirror of my own doing. bleeding from my fingers. but i am numb. i cannot feel it. it makes no sense but i accepted it.

in my ears it is still the same voice singing. nothing changed that tune. every sentence articulated the same way it did years ago. it is amongst the thousands. it meant the world. at the same time meaningless. every rewind plays it back. every next changes the song.

the battery died. time to charge it back. this life is just a playlist. but you played my last track.

to tight or not to tight shakespear ?

2010-09-16T06:50:00.000-07:00

appreciation.

2010-08-05T13:17:00.001-07:00

today will be my last day over there for internship. the blinks go real fast on this one. if you asked me i would not change one bit of my journey if i had the chance. to go through the same amount of screw ups. look at us now. we have grown. thank you

goodbye good-bacteria

2010-07-29T09:01:00.000-07:00

friday thirtieth july two thousand and ten. something urged for it. i don't know what but it is done. from sitting on only clean surfaces. ive grown to heck care. trash it even more. by the way ditto was the shit then. ditto springing. now thats the goodstuff!

jizz for play.

2010-07-18T10:24:00.000-07:00

darah naik. dah dapat black heart. dover street market release new arrivals for red hearts. macam nak gigit ajer peha dia. tunggu next order open. kakak dia punya biskot hup seng.

tido atas awan

2010-07-03T06:43:00.000-07:00

i feel like i can sleep on this bed with cushion and spring and sheets and a fluffy pillow in my cool air-conditioned room for a week. mata wa sua koyak. jaga pompan empat hari wa bole sampai minta ampun

biasa bro.

2010-06-22T21:36:00.000-07:00

im off to a barbeque chalet at sarimbun. FUN RIGHT? your buah la

321.

2010-06-20T08:15:00.000-07:00

i just popped two pills. my head is leaning to the right by itself. excuse me but goodnight ma'am

kau main pintu mambang.

2010-06-14T05:54:00.000-07:00

next time. kalau mau pegi camping malam jumaat. kalau mau tido kat tu hut hujung tanjung tepi laut. itu mosquitoe coil simpan kat rumah joy. jangan cari nahas. kalau bawak juga benda tu. orang kata 'lu take care sua'

apart from that. this week is like the suspense week. pay today pay tomorrow. pay today pay tomorrow. but one thing is for sure. it gonna be soon. so you know who to make best friends with once the three working day countdown begins

oh parents and aunts fam bought me a vz fisherman cap. like whaaaat. mom say present. like present with no occasion one eh? like that also got ah. haha. they also know how to play label nowadays ah. not baaad..

ps. big boss pergi jelajah eropah untuk seminggu. ini minggu kira 'my father mother like' punya minggu. zsaaaaap!

PANG! MKPK!

2010-06-08T05:52:00.000-07:00

oh today i gangster steady mambo. wake up like nobody business. late. go office like nobody business. very late. you know why? because its mkpk. but no more already. haha cannot la siol! you think funfair! one time two time can la..

i think right. my malas come already. serious. nowadays i look forward to camps rather than office. oh whoa sudden change of ambience aura mood.

benny* nudie & parka said (9:43 PM):
sure. il wait for you.. il wait for you.

pei pa kao.

2010-05-27T09:11:00.000-07:00

MATA GUA SUA KOYAKKK.

VOTE FOR ME!

2010-05-16T05:14:00.000-07:00

julian upgrade.

2010-05-13T04:45:00.000-07:00

nashbar sucks. oh well at least i wont still be disturbed/paranoid by the slight elevated frame. its like a bloody eye sore. sometimes branding does wonders to your mind. alternate eye candy : checked. eighth inch everything. now tell me whats in store singapore

OHHH its jeans day tomorrow! i miss my jeans. so tomorrow i will show nu-nu the office (: we will pass sniggering comments about the office people! okay i admit this is a bit mental. goodnight

one-kay.

2010-05-11T04:46:00.000-07:00

this is for the mass public. please do not think of stepping on to an mrt escalator as an experience something very similar to what indiana jones had stepping off on to the bridge of faith. IT IS NOT THE SAME AUNTY. you dont need to calculate the risk of taking that step so precariously. you will not trip and fall and your hair will not get trapped by the sides and in the end get decapitated and mauled beyond recognition. no you will not. so just take that step and dont cause a bumper kissing domino at the back. because i am late for work

and for the mass public. now listen carefully. that mrt exit ezlink tapping doors. you see those two retractable red door guards. they are not made of razor sharp samurai blades nor are they charged with million bolts of current that can stop your heart when contact is made. NO THEY ARE JUST DOOR GUARDS. so please please once you have tapped on the card reader. lift up your damn card and move. do not keep your ezlink still on that thing as if the door guards would in a split second shut and crush your legs if you do lift your ezlink card up. no they wont. the sensor is at the door guards. you cross the door guards. they close. not at the card reader. so next time you tap. remember. MOVE OFF IMMEDIATELY and dont keep your ezlink still on that reader. and let me tap. because i am late for work

and for the mass public. just a reminder. it is not the best idea to start fumbling for your ezlink card in your handbag directly at the card reader when you realize that the reader will not read your card no matter which position and angle you place the bag on the thing. and dont give that 'i swear its in this pocket' face. you move aside and search. you dont stay there and search. you also dont stay there and roll your whole bag all around that card reader. move because i am late for work

so the mass public. what is the moral of the story? i must be early tomorrow. on a brighter note! SExDC. nashbar be a good organization and ship here for me. ive been feenin too long

oh prickly heat.

2010-05-04T08:11:00.000-07:00

Off to another camp. bye-bye

we are the people

2010-05-02T05:09:00.000-07:00

who rule the world. a force running in every boy and girl. all rejoicing in the world. take me now we can try. are you gonna leave me now. should you be believing now

i have officially tasted my first weekend. its weird because clarke quay was a place to play. now its a place to work. maybe after work can play. just a thought. makcik kopi and i are doing just fine. hope it stays that way

will start clocking in our field time at this wednesdays st.nicks camp. if you guys get lousy ass instructors. blame me for calling them up. if you guys get allergic reaction from the packed rice. blame mas for filling up the order. if not then hey! next in line... *slams head* as much as id like to keep it this way for four months. most likely not gonna happen with ms dracula boss.

oh and why are we missing fri-jeans-day for two times. i want my jeans day!

BIASAAA BRO!

2010-04-03T08:41:00.000-07:00

agak-agak la derh! kalau nak masuk club berpesta berdansa berapa-dah. pakai la baju senonoh sikit. baju polo tee army simpan kat gerobok mak la derhh! tuari lagi seekor pula pakai jacket terang terang kat belakang 'singapore armed forces'

NAJIB ALI PON SIMPAN GEROBOK. hehe tak la. najib ali i like. the song dang klung dang klung. and sekarang ni susah la. asek asek balek pagi. sampai rumah terbaring abeh lapar. keluar zouk tuari. complain haus complain haus complain haus. rasa-rasa members pun naik bingit eh dengar. last pergi kedai mama beli dua. da minum satu. lagi satu terbengkalai. terpaksa down juga. susah la macam gini.

oh tadi got satu girl. dia tattoo tepi-tepi kening dia star-star. sebiji macam lil wayne. kira nak star gaze tak payah tunggu malam. siang siang buta pun bole. and matahari pagi is oh so so perit. i is not a fan of matahari. one more random topic. siapa da tengok keramat? i liked the idea at first but then wailing whimpering indo girls started to sound like a drill in my head. the only scene i favoured was the pakcik hantu in kain bikin the pop & lock kat dalam hutan. that one scary.

okay mas and gang going bali. i wish for a safe travel and return. go spend your rupiahss! dont find trouble with saaapiahs (happy now lyana!). mas apa-apa terjadi ingat. buang plastic bag semua lari zig zag. nyanyi lagu matta ketahuan. kalau die die takble lari. jangan gentar hantar nyawa ajer. kalah takpa style mesti ada!

i am not a whore. but i like to do it

2010-03-19T10:14:00.000-07:00

my crazy life. orale holmes. yesterday yesterday. yesterday. tomorrow. next week. anyone died from too much? i hope not. well tomorrow is just such a sweet sweet thought to play. work in the morning (close one eye can la) after which i head home to freshen up and novotel clarke quay!

you have things happen in the hotel with them. and you say the young is still night. i head zircaa then! after ditto ditto. i return to them and the room. prolly breakfast then sleep. then breakfast again. ( Y )

conversation of mother and child.

2010-03-09T08:03:00.000-08:00

in the car..

mother : eh mutton apa eh?
child : kambing
mother : tak mutton mutton!
child : oh 98.7

then yesterday in the bus. this makcik happily singing to the small baby. grandchild i think. here goes..

makcik steady mambo : Aaaaaa Bbbbbb Ccccccc Ddddddd... Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
daughter at the back : ah yela abeh E F G dia semua mana

MANGKOKK LONTONG SERUNDING BETOL

nine things i did.

2010-03-05T08:59:00.000-08:00

1. watched two verbally impaired couple fight
2. went work 1hour late but nobody care
3. recite 'handphone or camera' for hours
4. altered tshirt
5. goreng the tshirt tailor aunty

6. superman three times with ktm
7. tampines gym - 3matrep nak sapau
8. mangkok at isetan for staff day
9. mangkok at agnesb for no stock

BYE-BYE! BYE-BYE!

2010-02-26T09:22:00.000-08:00

wadcha say?

2010-02-25T07:04:00.000-08:00

and everything is fine if mama feels gooooood! last night was sort of the coke snort for a junkie after rehab. because it was ages since i last stepped into clarke quay and boy was it a night! (Y)

plus with all these cruise ships docking. it is literally the work hard play hard thing going here. hahaha. tomorrow is another day for the porter

the coming weekend will be quite something. getaway off road dirtbike trailing at tristan park with mastuminah and the seletar wings. after which id head home to a meeting with the internship supervisor. and a nights sleep or two. then we are back to shake shake mentiosaaa! what did mama say again up there just now?

integrated bawah-block resort.

2010-02-18T10:09:00.000-08:00

two nights in a row of 10cents 20cents 30cents 40cents. i was on top form yesterday. bagged home a profit of a dollar and ninety cents from my two victims. da kalah sampai menghutang bila da menang macam takde hari besok gitu nak minta duit. and that picture above is by no means my distress call to the public. because i am doing juuuuuuuuust fine

tomorrow is another day for agent double O seven in CASINO ROYALE. and as chow yun fatt would have said to the dealer before he deals his deck 'STANDBY! NAK TENGOK CERITA CINA TAK MUSIBOT'

updated

2010-02-14T08:01:00.000-08:00

school is out. the holidays are in. ends my second year in republic poly. after which i will start off my year three thrown in the jungles with masturina ahmad jual burger ramly. but that is two months away so lets keep that way behind in my head. then you will say but hey two months isnt that long. isnt that around the same time you took to update from your previous post? i was lazy la. takmo step on ah. diam sudah. sula kau baru tau

we had a little east coast gathering the other night. a nice crowd attended. familiar faces from school. and so we slacked by the beach after which we started the main event. fishing! the whole preparation for the rod up till the bait hook up. the excitement build and then you cast. then you lean forward on the railing. then you look around. then you sit down. then you just let the rod bail on the railing by itself while you walk away and complain to your friend about coming up with the idea of fishing

its chinese new year today. im dreading the mornings where il be awaken by cymbals and drums and lions and little children having sports meets outside at the corridor. oh boy

AMEK KAU! TAKE YOU!

2009-12-22T03:30:00.000-08:00

minta-minta kerja lepak ehh? pagi buta kena antar masuk lorry stack bag mcm susun buku! berat nak mampos macam dalam simpan sang nila utama punya emas! berabok mcm kedai carpet arab! orang kapal antar bag atas conveyor senget benget mcm gigi nenek dia! tanak kasi gap macam kita ni pakai heelies bole slide sana sini..

da tu takpe. dia sound kita dari keselamatan pintu kapal dia 'if tired go home sleep la' skarang itu captain kapal da dalam intensive care unit. next week dia interview kerja batam-fast

say ooh! la-la!

2009-12-21T07:18:00.000-08:00

why is this slimy tak berus gigi mouthed lizard on my blog? because he and his matreps kampong decided to chase after me in my nightmare yesterday night

i am not kidding haha. me and my friend looking down a slope of rocks. then bawah ada air tau. skali monitor lizard la i nampak. cakap kat kawan suroh tgk. then they semua keluar la. like berpuluh-puluh semua hitam. ini outer space punya

so i lari la. then sambil2 lari cui blakang. wah dia dekat gila sey. tapi kelakar tau. tengah lari2 kan i tgh busy kopek otah-otah nak buang kat dia kasi dia makan. lepas tu macam sial. nampak dua perempuan lawa tau kat depan jambatan. then i cakap 'eh nak bilang dia tak ada monitor lizard tgh datang sini' then kita agree la takot dorg kena makan. hahaha!

then lepas tu ada apek nak saman kita hisap rokok kat no smoking area tau. wah itu lagi gabrah. matikan rokok senyap-senyap kat tepi nak seal. HAHA! then apek kata 'no la. just kidding' then dia jalan. ini kalau betol2 ada apek mcm ni, da lama kena sula. tak tau la macam mana bole kena mimpi macam gini

besok pukul empat pagi kerja kapal. atau dalam bahasa bawah block 'musibot lagi 3 jam binawey kudakepang btol' minta-minta la kerja lepak besok. okay babai

tomorrow tomorrow.

2009-12-15T01:04:00.000-08:00

many things happened this pass few weeks. and to start things off, i am no longer nineteen. now im twenty. i dont know where that number brings me to but knowing i have it is a start, aha. a whole lot of people got older actually. lets toast to 'wisdom' and 'longevity' wah maciam pill batin cina nyer advertisment la

masturina ahmad and rakoon rakeb came down to my block that night. we are slowly moving away and off-course from the whole 'surprise present' thing. we now give specific details on our expected gifts. and two hours later its under your block, sometimes its better that way. so happy birthday

its the holidays by the way. sixteen weeks of classes takes a break. breaks are nice. so im officially unoccupied. kind souls take me out. sath and ruina costa said we're going seletar airbase again saturday for spicy chicken wings. i only had level one the last time

ZOUKOUT was good. i wasnt good. which means i was bad. hahaha translate it however you want. mas and me went joget tektonik at stage one. after kop-ping a whole lot of chuppa chupps we left to tapau breakfast and then back to our hotel room. haha literally the pitbull song. had our meal and poof they went to sleep while i stayed awake watching some cook show. after which i gave up also zZzZz

then news came. afiqhizami ghazali. my friend. lost his life on the road. no one deserved his life to end that way. to end that soon. no one deserved to have lost you. all we were left with was pictures of you on the front pages. i pray for you. we'll pray for you. al-fateha

lets hear it for new yor-or-or-ork

2009-11-06T23:45:00.000-08:00

that was the party on halloween night. celebrating lyana's 24th birthday. and a night it was. lols so after that we headed to supper club. I had no intentions of clubbing that night actually but persuasions got to my head. and so i woke up at 9am from the carpetted floor of the room. oh and someone gave me a blanket. who eh? thank you! then i was late for breakfast with aunts family and parents. but they picked me up at chinatown. heh heh

actually that was like few weeks ago. now then say. if you ask me what happened last few weeks. i had my kayak capsive drill for life saving module. kental chicken mcnugget 12 piece. no hal. had zip line and high elements at sarimbun camp. that one lagi kental chicken mcnugget 24 piece. then two understanding tests just passed. three more for ut1. this one abit knnbccb. let it pass quickly

last night was puas hati lepak night. met the whole lot at block jo first. then go asha eat supper. go home switch on laptop. the reflection journal page on the screen already know! i put my head on my pillow and sleep. screen still showing the page. perangai kerja malam bawak taxi

eh got one hindustan movie playing on vasantham. fucking nice story line. i want to watch to see the ending. if it ends like crap i can start cursing the tv

play eyes!

2009-10-26T08:16:00.000-07:00

to the cina girl baju belang2 merah yang main mata ngan aku at simpang bedok on sunday night! you not happy or happy come meet me! ask my number! dont stare-stare! i stress you know drink my tea people see-see. menyampah la i

chey padahal suka. kui kui kui kui

c.a.r.o.l.i.n.e.

2009-10-24T03:55:00.000-07:00

today i was woken up by a dream. and i am at a lost for words. dreams like these gets you stoned for hours after waking up

last night was a ghetto night. big boss made a barbeque pit for her workers. and the rest is pretty much predictable. headed home at 6am plus

eh by the way. i have this idea of cutting my davos up. make them into florida. project runway style. maybe it would work. and i wanna cut another pair of jeans up. hands itchy already. later sit at corridor la with knife and scissors. if apek stare i cut the apek pants

ohh and the picture was in a johor taxi. random trip to city square and angsana with the guys. everybody stocked up on rayban wayfarers. rang ben la what rayban. haha. then sit at marybrown the swing. eat dono what la. see mat johor break dance. freshxz

and you know how they say that the smiley is cool but irritating. thats exactly what it is. tak lama aku bukak juga. eh da la. nak cari gunting

all the ladies or older ladies?

2009-10-06T07:21:00.001-07:00

that was my powerpoint slide on 'about me' to the outdoor leadership class. i think my groupmate saw my work and she offered to pretty up mine. haha. put picture for me. michael jackson picture. thank you sexy voice

so far so good actually. actually not very far also. only two days passed. haha. just now was environmental education and i came up with this super bombastically deep quote for the day. it was about saving the earth and over consumption of natural resources. mine was " we run everyday. one day the track's gonna come to an end. we should learn to walk " wah i see what i type also i got to think myself. what nonsense i type also. but come up myself okay. not google one know. i potential A student mahh

and wahlao next week two days straight must make my way to bukit timah dairy farm for lesson eh? on monday and tuesday. gila. ask me take bus. better still hand out kickscooters right. go kick until bukit timah. or ask them hire bomoh ask do jin-trick one clap the whole class appear at bukit timah

lastly. i need to find a new friend. no one seems to walk home with me. siapa tinggal bedok. sila hubungi saya setelah tamat sekolah.

ends tonight.

2009-10-04T06:35:00.000-07:00

literally it does. because the new semester is opening tomorrow and i am not ready yet to say goodbye to my late nights and late afternoons. it sucks it really does. but hey thats how i have to live my life for another year or so. wooo-sahh for now

yesterday was okay. highlight of the night was when i nudged the chinese girl away for being a drunk donkey. and all i heard was yapping while walking off. and no no no tipsy with the nudie

all i have to look forward to is being in class with the familiar faces. but still got strangers. how? hello. my name is hafiz and i think anything else that i say will just be material for you to judge me on. so i say you balik kampong cause im sticking with my homies by the smoking corner

this coming saturday is the lorry date with the old birds. just like good old times. that one night we called up random people to ask where they were. and when they answered we said kau punya pasal ah kau pat mana. and then we asked what they were doing and same thing we answered kau punya pasal ah. we recorded them all. really cheap thrills

okay la. i wanna eat with my mum. the next time you hear from me is when i complain about having to wake up early the next day. bum bum bummer

HUAT AH!

2009-09-23T14:31:00.000-07:00

turns out i got two A's two B'plus and one B. i was so relieved i tell you. i postponed the result revealing for like 3 days. in the end i had kelvin to check it for me. oh thank god for the good grades

i still have not slept tonight and its 6am. came back from haji lane at 4am. started off by heading town with mas to see shop close. i like to see the shop close. after which went to laze at mosi the camel shop. play card with shazni & mas. they say gambling is addictive. but not when you are losing in every set. kalah judi satu dollar tigapuloh sen makkau pe laki

oh by the way hari raya was good. first day as always. grandparents houses. i dont need to tell you about the food and how great the food was or how legendary some dishes are till they're to die for. or or how beautiful my family tree is with the bimla winter/fall collection. we all live a simple honest life. so does your sambal goreng. hahaha

and i still havent perfected the art of refusing duit raya. i should just shout kak balik dulu and sprint out of the house. so thats that and im done here. town again tomorrow. i wish you all lead a good life and dont segregate, integrate. but if you feel that life is about being seen as dumbfucks. by all means. separate. cause dumbfucks dont integrate. they hump pomegranate. maaf zahir dan batin

ICHIBAN!

2009-09-13T09:47:00.000-07:00

im happy tonight. SLLIMJIMDRYJAPAN! haha. god i think im scared to wear them. dont get me started on the age process. im clueless still. enough said lets carry on

so yesterday was sleepless night. didnt sleep till 10am of the next morning. spent my last few nights watching one-nighttwo-days on youtube. i think im hooked on that kbs. very funny. oh that was after the short sheesha meet up. din action sia ngan iphone. sengajer. nampak sia dia nyer sengajer. haha! lepas tu drive stengah jam nak gi rumah hantu. last isap rokok depan rumah orang. perangai minta kena re-evaluate arah tujuan masa depan. haha

ehh i saw wayfarer at bazaar geylang. lawa john. nak beli ah sekeping sepuloh dolar. besok ah? gi sorang sapalak. so that was when i followed mum & dad get kuih raya. i think they dig geylang more than i dig geylang

oh oh! i got myself a pair of TAT SING rubber slippers! its the coolest shit i tell you. they put so much details on a pair of two dollars and fifty cents. my transformation into an ahpek is almost at critical level. ok so this post is gonna be short. oh and i have the perfect scanned photo of the drawing to be used for my blog. soon ah soon

orchard road

2009-09-09T12:04:00.000-07:00

and so i spent five hours plus minus on this piece. do not get me started on drawing if you need my attention. i could have not cared if godzilla was rampaging bedok. id still be stuck fine tuning the details. one more added to my non-existent artist portfolio

funny thing is this doodle was spurred on by me looking in the mirror with wooden loops from a curtain pole clipped to both my ears. i shan't show you guys that one

eh alamak. idea siol. new blog photo. jeng jeng jeng

tuesday

2009-09-08T01:33:00.000-07:00

eleven more days to festivity. and i have not yet bought my baju kurong. i think im gonna pass on this years baju kurong. i mean i have the family outfit. some batik perdana menteri shirt. but no kurong for the other outings. rather spend them on something else. like nudies & parka

the other night i swear i saw this blue hollister parka at mustaffa. of all places. but fuck they were in kids sizes. i need one before raya. not for jalan raya la siao. for malaman hari-hari rayas. if you get what i mean

last weekend was eventful. went johore with mas and afiq on friday night. saturday morning went for 'you kiss i pay' at ubi. i got the video. can hear me chuckle at the background. then went tang tea house. kopi-O kosong is the shit i tell you! shit as in the good shit kinda way. nothing to do with shitting though

and im sure the clan now knows i dont get raped easily. they tried undoing my jeans in the car with mas and din holding my arms and afiq working his gay magic. aku tendang2 pintu pakai kaki picit horn. pekik help kidnap. hahaha! so many bystanders afiq had to raise his hand up to. but din had his rape first. aku ada gamba bontot kau. siapa nak beli? on bluetooth

fucking cute sia

2009-08-26T10:45:00.000-07:00

oi. fasting month already ah. so fast. what was the month that i last published a post? eating month right? yala. but nvm. because it is fasting month. it will pass by very fast-ing-ly. damn havoc word right? my english super top class

blardy hell semester one ended two days ago. and what a way to end the semester by having two blardy hell understanding tests in one day. and like the tarik to your teh. the 1st one is at 830 and the next is at 1630. 7 hours of dono what to do time. wonderful day

actually that was quite an okay day. after the first one we headed to library to play xbox. played the game that got xmen la all the marvel comic. aizat so clever never take the other controller. then we changed controllers for the wii. sexcited siol hold the wii controller. play the tennis game. we all play doubles sampai senget. then after which i played my piano again. sibey talented me. play piano must have the passion. if not. your notes will not reflect what you wish to be heard. and you are merely pressing. not playing. HAHA! kontol. eventually the day ended and i headed home via bus. oh then got this one girl sit infront of me. wahlao she sleep her head rock-rock abit only. then suddenly she swing her head full force bang the side panel! hahahahaha! people infront also look behind siol. i think she dream of her ah-pa lancing lancing chap chap chiaa

today i never bath. at all. ya until now also. woke up at 4pm. sit infront of the laptop. spent the remaining time on facebook. look at people picture and videos.

oh! i must tell you this. i made this coolio short shorts jeans! actually last night before lepak i thought wanna make hot pants to wear. and so i did. hadi say i look like karang guni man. simple only. cut old jeans make short then fold the end. but just now i edit the pair. i stitched a spongebob inside the backpocket. then with the magic of a knife. i slaughtered the rest of the jeans. tear her tear there. pull the strings all. then take them outside. i take old white house paint put inside cup. take brush dip and splash here swipe there. then take red spray paint. spray-spray make dots. mother looked on and told me to only wear it at home. lols. next time if you see me wearing them while washing a car or something. cb dont mistake me for megan fox siol. i slap you

and i feel like takoyaki ah. the okonomaki? the japanese one at geylang bazaar. the balls nice but the rectangle one lagi nice. soon ah. geylang sure frequentededs by me one. since im soo holidaying now already. okay la that should be all for todays post. bye

sleeping with fans

2009-08-10T07:03:00.000-07:00

well that was a long weekend. but i could use a week more. we all could. any ways i was over at my aunts place since friday night. its funny how everyone feels warm going into a place not frequent to the eyes. but familiar

masturina and afiqshazni came down on friday night to keep me company. dapat bawak gilera afiq. dapat pakai baju kfc delivery afiq. dapat tampal-tampal moto afiq dengan kfc nyer designs. and then came the twins and etty rosfinah. lahpola gots a gilera too! oooh. meh sini aku nak lawakan moto kau. nak ben10 kaaaan?

eh dah la. besok skola pagi. sleep early and come to class early. dont wanna be late for this whole week. which is the last week of school. oh and talking about school. DAMN YOU ALBERT MISAI! aku sumbat itu compass dalam your lobang hidong. ALBERT YOU BALIK KAMPONG!

heart break kid

2009-08-06T09:38:00.000-07:00

you want to know what. i left my new pack of cigarettes in the pants and it got machine washed somehow. i just finished fluffing off all the tobacco from the clothes. i want to break my cabinet door. dismantle a radio and stab my bed with a screw driver. mkpl

le chap to'lo

2009-08-01T11:24:00.000-07:00

wah tadi gua stare sama dua mamat deposit sen ah. bongok macam terompah. pakai macam nak gi town. bedok town pe lu nak gi. nasib dia dua ekor baik gua da rilek. kalau tak gua sua lama cakap ngan dia suruh cham gua nyer muka. gua biasa makan sukun atas pinggan

haha. just now actually went to aunty of father side chalet. and wahlaoey. next time put me as your barbeque man la. i make fire like sean kingston's shorty on the dancefloor la. now what is a bad idea? sotong. you bakar sotong alot alot. put on plate. 5 minutes later sotong also like sotong. nobody wanna touch also. people see also make sotong face. cause they blur sotong donno nice or not

on a brighter note. my blister is healing. can wear my sperry soon ah soon ah. but must buy the ballet socks first. hee yesterday went sleeping at skatepark. see la these people from ang mo kio from woodland come bedok just to sleep on ceramic tile. my bontot also sakit. and ya i want to reformat my phone. pistol my installations ilang. the racing game ilang. i want to play la siol

lumba hari ahad. kuda numbo satu. mari kita tengok siapa yang kenaa!

sperry meets smelly

2009-07-20T21:13:00.000-07:00

or to my size eleven friends!

kong kings of cali.

2009-07-02T06:28:00.000-07:00

i just felt like putting that up. not that i am pointing it to anyone in particular. well maybe to that club bouncer. and to cockroaches of the world. all hail baygon!

actually kaan. i do not see the picture. but i uploaded it twice. its a picture of me with my middle finger. okay screw the picture. just now the class went kent ridge park for hiking101. aku paling cool pakai jacket hiking. tak rasa panas pasal aku cool. and wahpiang lucky no spider creep up on me. but the top hill view was nicee. im sure everyone was thinking 'spot motek spot motek spot motek'

and since the last post. ive a new handphone now. haaa. a nokia e71. i like very much thank you. after much disapproval from mother. she said i could put the money to better use. like saving. but i knew i was meant for the phone. we were meant to be together. qwerty and me just feels right. went sembawang some more just for it

secondly i have this one shoe in mind. screw the zapatos. sperry topsider is in. hahaa. soon ah soon ah soon. okay so this is the bad thing bout not updating blog frequently. i forget the things i wanted to say. oh well. but what i knoooww is tomorrooow dahberl-OH. dblO la bodo

what more better way to spend my friday night. for now i have to sleep. i do not want to be late for mornings class. i do not want to continue my sleep on the couch

jalan imam bonjol

2009-06-10T08:31:00.000-07:00

somehow i miss indonesia and their people. nagoya. id like to think of it as my playground. i venture i explore i find. i buy a watch two times the price here. but i enjoy that feel. that feely feely feel. that rusted steely steel

i have failed to persuade people to follow me on a day-trip there within this week. main objective was because a friend bought this super rad purple hooded jacket. you know those hoods that has fur on them rim. damn nice! and he said it was from bcs mall. and i know that mall!

so that shit has got to wait. oh and i apparently just got back from a road-trip. hah! desaru and their pitstops. mum and dad wanted to try driving the car there. okay la cool la. i just sit infront and enjoy the moving scenery. left off at 6am and wandered aimlessly till 7pm. nearly sidetracked by a trailer siol. damn their road and all i bought was three sticks of flavoured gum

but seriously mama. lets stick to indonesia and taxi's. we all know its the preferred template

cause it definitely means something when you start taking pictures of yourself through the side mirror. ohhhh i was with topi golf tadikk. sumpah da mcm rude boy dengan jacket zip kocek. peduli apa aku. oi oi oi oi oi oi oi . padahal tu skinhead. peduli apa aku . oi oi oi oi oi

eh! while rummaging through the camera memory stick. i stumbled upon one very cute photo. so cute pikachu when pika pi-pokaywak. nahh tgk

'' ini bukan nasi. ini nenek kau! ''

blackened

2009-05-24T07:18:00.000-07:00

believe it or not i spent nearly two hours on that picture with paint. talk about un-occupiedness. and if you were wondering what the hell im doing sitting like that on a bike. blame the rider. fucker drove off before i could readjust my seating

his gilera very silent one so i draw for him big big backfire! got the pom pom pom sound some more. he sure happy one

and that road was somewhere in bukit timah. headed towards this big big vacant haunted bungalow. on top of one hill there. wah siao damn terok place. after rounding2 ground level. want to go 2nd storey inside the house. skali halfway going up staircase come out sound. semua cabot

super lol. what to doo. if go there with 5 ustad then nevermind la. this one go with 5 tak betol people. later all dance macarena inside the house then you know. and if you know of anybody by the name of razif asmawi. live in tampines. dont tompang him. he speed until your helmet visor shut down on its own and you start planning what kinda bail style should you adapt

but nothing happen. thank god. and what the flying cockroach. mas just told me tomorrow sociology understanding test eh. nabey i did not know. nevermind! nothing a last minute revision cant do

OKAY liao. i need to sleep already. tomorrow health and wellness. ah pisang pisang. one week and then holiday. ah pisang pisang. till the next time! high hoe silver!

psykedellic

2009-05-07T06:25:00.000-07:00

MAS! lawaa kaaaan. macam kau punya. i want liao. find for me comes saturday. wanna wear to school. then can be abang-abang flannel shirt

today is thursday if you are wondering what day it is. obviously its another day if you read this on another day. and the module was land-based experiential outdoor learning. or something like that. we went outdoor cooking siol. this module damn havoc. last week pitch tent in the middle of heavy rain. beats sitting in class if you ask me. but bring extra clothes. underwear too. or you will find guys making use of free give away panty liners

tomorrows module from what i heard. we are playing the mother hen and wolf game. is that the name of it? i think so. and thennn weekend liao. want to go up or what? nak naik pe? haha! but actually right. dont go club also good. got better things i can do on a weekend. HOR!

ohhh i scanning faith hongs facebook. hahaha. she said 'accidentally ignore your add. here's the request' wahlao hahaha. she must have seen my dp then went like wah who this stupid matrep pose with shades anyhow add me. ignore ignore! lols. skali you found out its your top class student! kan hong kan! rembat kau baru tau

pages

2009-05-03T07:00:00.000-07:00

hahaha. yes! i have composed my own song! my own sad-malay-love song everybody can cry to. lols. okay maybe it doesnt really look like a song. but if you play it with the guitar and the chords i have assigned. prolly you will figure it out..

here goes nothing. dont laugh at me. il slap you. the title is bidadari. CORNY i know. oh and bidadari is an angel in english. female angel. right? well okay in the context of my song im refering it as a female angel. done now shhhh

tak pernah ku rasakan
cinta sebergini
berteduh di khayalan
bagai tiada henti

tak ingin ku bernafas
bila mu di sisi
takkan ingin dirampas
dari dunia ke mimpi

tapi ku sedar siapa diriku ini
hanya menikmati indah dirimu
bagaikan.. bidadari

memang ku tak nafikan sukar
bagiku tuk terima
hakikat cerita kita
sudah sampai ke akhirnya

hanya satu ku pinta
agar kau mengerti
kaulah yang ter-istimewa
buat diriku selama ini

kerna ku sedar siapa diriku ini
hanya menikmati indah dirimu
bagaikan.. bidadari

( this is the part where singer goes wailing ohhh ohhh and shouting bidadari )

walaupun kau dan dia
jangan pernah kau lupa
kenangan kita bersama
simpan tuk selamanya

walaupun kita tak bersama
jangan pernah berubah
kerana tetap di dalam hati
kau yang ku panggil bidadari..

tadaaaa! the chords are C Am E F for the verses. G Am G F for the bridge. C G Am F for outro. nice or noooot? if not nice keep hush. i dont think my frail heart can take the disappointment. hahaha.

OH and in the booklet that i wrote. there is this page where i think i wrote a whole page full of deep meaningful rap. hahahaha! yes. you heard me. rap. like those ahli fiqir one. lols! i wrote it like 2 years ago i guess. il post that the next time! the poem on my blog also i write one okay! the lets go to japan one! tsk. i very meaningful one tau.

muse

2009-05-01T07:22:00.000-07:00

its labour day and i had work. very funny ah. but it's all good. luckily din sup tulang called me in the morning! i was on my way to a 24 hour sleep. so i woke up abit gabrah rush rush. but lucky not that late. but still late la

got cheek to wear nice-nice go work sumore. if im the boss of myself. long time i throw shoe already. then then the night before was dblO. wah long time never go there right. so funfair funfair la go. go with din mas lah rizman afiq jamil. a few of din squadmates and mas classmate atikah (: or isit fatin. hor!

and i tell you ah. dah la panas semacam when it was around 2am. like totally no aircon whatsoever. like want to runaway also got. but tahaaaaan. then that is one thing. another thing ah. the songs ah. i dont know what song i dancing to. like totally tak kenal la. sikit2 ajer kenal. like miss independent la. whatever la. ms officer la. the rest i donno. abit nonsense if you ask me. but nvm all in all it was eventful

by the way mashureenah nowadays have alot of things to talk on the msn with me ah. CORRECT NOT MAS. hahaha

i like them boom boom pow

2009-04-21T07:17:00.000-07:00

oh oh oh fag. holidays are over and that only means one freaking thing to me. ive to wake up at six thirty am every weekday. and i must emphasize on how much i treasure my morning sleep. that means my sleep from 6am till 4pm. i couldnt care less about the 12am till 6am

okaay. that may make no sense but i shall stick to it. like glue. ohh and yes that is my new hair. with a tinge of flashy white blonde. just at the front. like astro boy. although astro boy's hair is all black. maybe astro boy as in the indonesian channel 'astro' whoaa duuude

and it was kakak that did it. not my kakak. not the flying one either. the malay kakak. not the flying one. the one that owns vybes salon. my hot naughty sexy barber. no not the pakcik one that specializes in slope seven. not that naughty barber

by the way! see those batik pants! i made it! cut into shape and then sew. bontot got border sumore siol. mum helped also laa. she sew one side i sew one side. like project runway then then my father comes through the door and goes 'OH DESIGNERS. YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES LEFT' wore them to the chalet. i was like the envy of all present. bowing down to my pants chanting im not worthy. HAHAHA

lastly. just now cool or what same team with mas nic and azhar from pb. team i.t.e leads the way. if only fir and gf was in our group too. gurantee heboh. ohh freaking lastly. the damn bus queue home for 168 has gotten to the point of absurdness. it is where joining a queue will get you the third bus that has picked up passengers. okay so far ive gotten on the 2nd bus that arrives la but seriously. the queue is sooo merimaskan. queue stjames lagi pendek

alright. its 11pm. shall get some early sleep. i do not know what to wear for tomorrows class but il figure out something. and the transformers wallet was a mistake. haha. i freaking slide the wallet from my butt to the front before tapping la just to hide optimus prime and bumble bee on it. and another red robot dunno who. oh well. at least i can hold syillings now. nights

d.t.a

2009-04-15T01:42:00.000-07:00

that nauseating feel to actually put up with such rancid disgust for three whole days. no i'm not talking about cockroaches

uno dois tres

2009-04-08T06:10:00.000-07:00

we played a game. come out something funny for points. farehin's one went like actor mana yang hero skarang tangkap ikan. bruce billis. mine was like penyanyi hip hop rnb mana yang skarang keje kat old chang kee. curry o' donis

at some playground in the wee hours of the morning doing nothing but nonsense. we pimped our bikes too at the end of the day. stopped by a used orang kahwin venue and take the shiny2 lidi thing that they poke in the pineapple. my bakul was covered in every inch with the shiny red plastic fluff. pakcik stare gua bawak tu basikal mcm nampak bini dia bogel kat road

its supposed to be powerhouse ladies night tonight. but lack of enthusiasm and a clique refrains me. tomorrow is dblO ladies night. do people still frequent that spot? guess il find out tomorrow. with dindutty my bapok identifier. now now tomorrows battle will be a tough one. since il be facing the 3buckstequila setan gondol. ohhh will power come to me

okay la. i got a lot of dont know what to do later on. friday is good friday right? alright thenn. i want to go find myself a bicycle.

hosey liao

2009-03-31T10:01:00.001-07:00

cb so long i havent update. knnccb. you people must think im a bum. nothing to tell you what. okay la got abit. i just saw blue october on jimmy kimmel. i think they coolio. the singer hands non stop got action. tonight singlish night. bare with it

ohhh. ever cycled to nowhere? we did. ended up at hougang. pass by ubi la. defu lane la. a little bit more can reach serangoon/yishun. the thought of the distance just made it 'puas hati' and its very tak glamour kena screen depan2 kedai kopi dengan basikal bakul. last was kena kejar anjing kat ikea. patah balik with kayu and batu. mana nak dapat. tak dapat ah. dapat ah malam.

miami ink on right now. ehhh! trivia. siaper perna screen couple tgh main dalam kereta?? KITA PERNAH. hahahaha! siaper perna screen pakcik mabuk stim biji jatuh basikal? KITA PERNAH. hahahaha! you just dont mess with the law! or main in the kerata-aw!

OKAY LAR quick updates. chalet dates thirteen to fifteen. fiq fiq blardy piq will make it happen. if not he will be babi level 10. and i want to dye my front hair. dono when. and stjames powerhouse this saturday powerhousers. see your drunk faces there

kicksonfire

2009-03-15T04:42:00.000-07:00

the davos arrival has barely marked a day. and im already having an affair. oprah has got nothing to do with this colour purple! BOOYAH

sophia sophia.

2009-03-10T01:08:00.000-07:00

yesterday marks the end of my sleepless nights marathon. i think i went for a whole of two weeks sleeping only after 7am or even later. tadaaa i survived. but im having a slight icky throat and a sore nose after all the sneezing and rubbing at work

cik called me to report for work at 5.30am yesterday. who wouldnt want a little more added bulge in the wallet. but hell my nose was running like gebreselassie that morning. it was at pasir panjang some more. i dont like pasir panjang. very container'y

and if you are wanting to catch that my bloody valentine 3d movie. go with a relaxed eye. that stupid glasses and the 3d effect got a tad strainful on the eyes after awhile. cant help but feel paranoid that my eyes are being tampered with. but at least we all got to see a naked lady scurry for her life for a full minute or so. in three exciting D

and oh god i want to marry alyssa bernal and her heavenly smile. the kind you'd wanna keep to yourself. but naah, she's prolly too big for my little pocket. a friend asked the other sleepless night ' fiz. kau takder ke nak cari yang kau nak settle down with'

and right about here is where the perfect outro would be. id be staring to the open space with thinking eyes. slowly fading away with an acoustic song. nonsense. i need two panadols now. hastalabista

OH WAIT. lastly i think me hadi and farehin found ourselves a merepek hobby. standing on a highway overhead bridge shouting to oncoming motocyclists. next time i wanna holler like a banshee

anal beads.

2009-03-05T23:40:00.000-08:00

Cant read your
Cant read your
No i cant read your puaka face

Pua pua pua puaka face
Pua pua pua puaka face

lady gajah feat j-akon

stuntin' like fujiwara.

2009-03-02T04:30:00.000-08:00

im awaiting for my pair. the same one hiroshi fujiwara is in. estimated arrival would be in 10 days? you dont know how much evaluation i did on my part to pick a pair. indecisive goon

damn the last time i updated this page was months ago. if you read my tag board. mengamuksendiri masturina tagged a rude one quite recently. but i forgive her. since im crashing her date with beb tomorrow

and my somewhat new handphone has been screwed. the port for the charger to enter. its broken. i was like 'hor. nothing a little poke with a pin cant fix' and now im using another phone to charge the battery. god i need a new phone. the E71 looks rad. something about qwerty

apart from that. im pretty much an unoccupied man at home nowadays. a 3 month holiday is enough for me to ditto myself into another shape. i need distractions. its been some time since i stepped into a club. well dancing is exercise too isnt it. someone please ask me along. then we can do that 'all the single ladies. all the single ladies. all the single ladies. put your hands up! oh oh ohh oh oh oh!'

ive been batamized.

2008-12-24T00:06:00.000-08:00

INI JAM PICIT PICIT NI ADA CERITA PENIPUAN HARAM LAHANAT SEBELAKANGNYER. gua beli kat indonesia-nagoya hill untuk harga 300'000 rupiah. kalau kau convert singapore dalam fourty singapore dollars.

nak tahu cerita? kat singapore dorang jual dua puluh empat dollar. mana jual terompah? gua nak naik ferry carik tu nonya rejam dia peh dahi ngan tu terompah. nak set date pun terkial-kial. aku bikin lagi mulia. ahhh! nak G-lide pula la. luar hitam dalam pink. baikk

nineteen years young.

2008-12-14T04:43:00.000-08:00

i know. its already been a week plus since my birthday. hahaha. a tad late for the post id say but still. best week so far. or should i say best one week plus (:

first off. i knew the semester 1 classmates would get me a cake on the very day. ive been following them give cakes to others for dono how many times. so so so it kinda wasnt even a bubble to start off with. i didnt burst any. haha. and after which semester 2 classmates got me another cake.

they said i looked like a prime minister cutting a cake with the flowery shirt i wore. gareth and jun hao got me good with two slices of cake in the face. up the nose. through the ear. and im not exaggerating. they really went deep. lucky enough i had a feeling they were up to no good. so i quickly zipped on my hoody. didnt want the shirt to get soiled. and so the hoody took the shot. chocolate all over. ah nevermind. i got naviyn with the first cake. hahaha. so so worth it

then then masturina bought me the tee i wanted. haha. its the new trend yo. you choose your presents. THANK YOU MAS. the tee makes me look super berg im not lying. and on the following saturday rakib was performing at SAM. met din lah mas at cityhall. and they got me this! heeeeee. are you sick man?

DOPE SHIT YAW. chey bebual wa a aw. kawan kawan streetwear ku! aku kawan mu! yang slalu kat freaky z nyer gig ngan bagpack dickies and cermin mata big! and semua pakaian street! aku kawan mu! aku kawan mu!

and i swear imma bitch slap the first asswipe that comments 'bugis per?' ah ni. amik kau bugis! thank you KENGKAWANS! belikan i topi! terharuu. terharuu. i lurp youuu. and i swear i didnt know they wanted to go swensens. haha. sampai ajer meja da ada air. pikir2. takkan kau orang nak makan aiskrim. skali datang si earthquake. tak rugi ah dapat kawan macam korang. hahaha

and and just now had work. datang lambat gang. siak btol. din datang lambat tak kena sound. aku jugak yang kena. shit you din beramboi. and work was sort of fun. lepak gila. angkat bag mcm nak tanak. kasi orang angkat. haha. MAMPOS SAMA KAU SYAITAAAN!

by the way. im gonna be heading to indonesia - nagoya tomorrow. there's another name for the place but il stick with nagoya. kan macam cool. mcm negeri jepon gitu. NAGOYA wow. will be back on the 18th. miss me if you will. bapak tiada di rumah buat sementara! ngapaein loh! udah ku kata tidak ku cinta pada kau sucy! ku tak cinta sama kau!

mujarab untok otot tegang.

2008-12-01T05:40:00.000-08:00

i will turn nineteen in four more days. okay three actually. thursday 4th of december. felt like just yesterday when i turned eighteen. damn time goes by fast. real fast

i saw that milkshake mos party flyer at hadi's house. 2007 party. first party i got into. haha damn its still vivid in my mind. now mos is some zirca. i think i miss the ministry of sound. oh well, was at hadi's house to get some songs into the mp3. and farehin to get some games. after which the three of us cycled aimlessly.

we went simpang bedok to eat. parking jauh sikit geng. hahaha. then we went to the tanah merah playground. and then to changi south. and then bedok corner. and then to some new concept playground at bedok south. i mean the playground is super cool. and then hadi hear duck. haha mati kau bodo. by the time i reached home it was 5am and i had to report for work at 8am.i managed work though. late as usual

the night before that cycling was also another night of cycling. hadi started it first with his basikal curi. satu hari nampak apek kejar kau dengan paip air kau jangan terperanjat. we met and then managed to get hold of farehins bicycles which was parked nearby. and i pimped my bike. using white tape. grip tape actually. making a face at the front side of the basket. i feel power. i know. very cock.

ohh and that day after work. i pasted a sticker which written on it was 'setan gondol' onto saifuddins back. he roamed around vivo with it. realising only after countless shops that we have entered. and i bought flower-flower zara shirt. hari khamis nak pakai ah. jadi flower power. so todays class was VB.net nothing much. and you know i purposely walk closing in towards the person who stares at me. very funny. morning morning want to stare. i havent even eat tau.

okay la. i should sleep now. understanding test on communications tomorrow. i want holiday now

drop them one by one, galanggal.

2008-11-10T07:30:00.000-08:00

oh i did it again. the last time i did it was like in ite. and i remember writing a blog post for that one. now im writing a blog post for the 2nd happening. im afraid.. i have cut my hair short again.

OHMYGODZXZXZXZ. okay ignore the excess z's and x's. but yeah. super short. i cant even pull my sideburns to the front. well it does look neat. oh well il get over it. apart from that. its monday. the weekend was filled. with what i dont know

well on saturday went down to bugis for mastuminah's clean and clear thingy. team number 9 my favourite. blue colour. after which went to araab st for sheesha. and the present for rizman *konvict music* for someone who does not own a subcrew cap. giving away one is suffering. i hope he rots with his cap. for sunday i did not work. its nice to not work on weekends. well sometimes. asik angkat bag ajer. aku pun rest jugak. but its kicking me in the ass now. im sort of broke. for now that is

ohh and i bought this orgasmic tee..

gua da start feeling-feeling red hot fever. macam sex gitu dong. i thought of getting the riddler's tee. but i hesitated for i do not want to be accused of being associated with teck whye lane. get it? the huge question mark printed on the back. okay nevermind. so i got flash (: no im not a comic geek. the redness was just too tempting.

and it was just me and hadi walking around aimlessly. and you know that big space in bugis street where a shop occupies selling aunty aunty this fashion sort of clothes. the one opposite the sex shop. and we were browsing through necklaces there. of all places in bugis street. we spent the most time there. i swear that girl grinned because of us. but hey hadi got his hip hop 50 cent ja rule blingy necklace and i got my black anal beads necklace. i couldnt care less for the pendant. it was a huge blingy number 8. once again i refuse to appear as if i have connections in geylang. oh here is another picture. i think it has potential for a nobel prize..

i told you its those award winning potential material. i choose to believe that powerful red socks are suggestive. and that's zhi longs bicycle im trying to cycle. he's a chinaman and that bike is stolen. so if the rightfull owner of that bike somehow stumbles upon my blog. screw his ass. not mine. and we went alot of places with that bicycle. for example.. wildboyz style! through the market. down staircases. and through oncoming traffic.

and do you see that overhead bridge in the picture above. the stairs leading down. zhi long wanted to cycle down that whole set of steps. after much stress the furthest he got was down three steps and he started clinging to the railing like it was cliff hanger. stupid things people do while waiting for friends to walk home together with

lastly. i would like to remind citizens of singapore that a bottle of chivas and absolute will fuck you up if you have got to turn up for work at 6.30am the following morning. i learnt it the hard way. i vomited at every place we had to stop for. pasir panjang some more. bole pengsan! people started going like 'ok tak bro?' and 'nak air tak?' and 'smalam tagak per?' but the best was from wak driver mkpl. he said '' minum per? hard liquor? ah tgk aku ni. smalam pun tagak.. takde pape.. ko ni baru lagi'' you should know how the conversation ended. with him tapping out from a chris benoit crippler crossface

and here is a picture of me working on that dreadful morning..

yes. doesnt show much of working. but hey. the job of a supervisor is hard. teu teu. and hadi snapped those photos. and two videos of me sleeping in the train. i swear his multiply is full of this shit. i should flag his multiply as inappropriate and report it. screw his ass. and look at the time. its 10 minutes to 1am. now now. i have a sleep to catch. lastly id like to say that i managed to figure out 'the league of extraordinary gentlemen' in charades. masturina acted it out. so now tell me who's your daddy!

cek mong

2008-10-26T09:49:00.000-07:00

i feel like reviewing. so you see i just watched this telemovie on the new channel okto just now. firstly i was upset because i thought it was that other pulau hantu movie (yes there's another one with scarier scares) so i was abit puzzled when i saw lost soldiers in it

and so since its already on. why not stay and watch right? apparently the story is about a bunch of soldiers called for a reservist mission. if there's such a term. on pulau hantu. based on information obtained. its 10 km from singapore. so one of them soldiers dug up a burial site for some old objects. like got keris and some stones. and that started a chain of events

oh by the way. is it just me or do soldiers who fidget and fumble, irritate the hell out of you. like when one freaks out. he steps on a leaf and falls dramatically. his torchlight suddenly flickers. he bangs a tree branch. he points his rifle every single direction that is available to his eyes. and all done with total rigidness of the arms like the rifle was screwed onto his shoulders and hands. not forgetting his constant wiping of the moustache sweat. wouldnt be surprised if his upper lips starts bleeding from the friction

i think you get my point. soldiers are not supposed to freak out. they need to go rambo. and i think that whenever one suits in an army get up. he or she immediately takes on the character like it depends on his very life. every hand signal or gestures are done with full force. like your hoping the veins of your hands burst from the sheer speed of the movement. and that face. the face he does when he spreads his clenched fist into an open palm. sending his troops scurrying for camouflage behind bushes. right at that moment. i bet he feels he has the power to spin mike tyson like a turntable. and if i got a penny for every time i hear the phrase ' put down your weapon'

lastly id like to point out. you see that pakcik in a turban at the picture above. thats the kind of face you would want to see in times like this. lost in a jungle with screaming hollering flying jaybons. to see a pakcik with jubah and turban and a moustache is like a rainbow after the rainstorm. so soothing to see

okay but overall the movie was well. you'd want to smash the television screen with a kettle most of the times. but its all good tension. and there's two sex scenes! wah piang. didnt expected that at all. fully equipped with the 'humping the camera' view. wooh wooh wooh

i give this movie two out of five tree's in the rainforest. okay done with the review. today i woke up at 6pm plus. damn. just cause i didnt sleep the night before. was at bedok reservoir playing wrestling. singing deeply intricate meaning love songs. techtonik. climbing carpark roofs. oh by the way. sitting on that carpark roof was sort of. nice. try it. just be sure to plan your route down when you see the authorities. alermak bro!? kucing mengiao bawah block. time to sleep. bye. makin kuat johnston! mana mp3 mana mp3 mana mp3 mana mp3

bare

2008-10-23T08:51:00.000-07:00

Well I can't explain why it's not enough
Cause I gave it all to you
And if you leave me now, oh just leave me now
It's the better thing to do, It's time to surrender
It's been too long pretending, theres no use in trying
When the pieces don't fit anymore
Pieces don't fit here anymore

hot red fever.

2008-10-17T10:54:00.000-07:00

don't you think so too?

i really should slap myself. for the picture. and for not updating this rusted up blog. i think i felt i had better things to do. like beating up innocent pigeons

okay so the last time i posted a post was during the fasting month. fast forward suckaa! its hari raya already. come to think of it. its ending soon. oh well. things come and go. like pigeons

school has been borderline average. seems like the only thing i look forward to is the bus ride. and the adrenaline of guessing who would be the stranger that's gonna sit beside me. i make do with what i have. apart from that i have a new watch! a red Geeee-shockkkk

now isnt that delicious. the father paid for it. he said that i could either accept it as an advance birthday gift or pay him back and get fifty bucks for the real birthday like he always do. and so i said whoooooooooooooo's that girl. nanana naana nananaa nananana

and so the other day i sliced a huge chunk of skin from my finger during work. stooopid bag had to slam on the finger. jari nak lari bag kata mari. glanced at the finger and skin was hanging off. nak kene claim insurance ni. dapat duit bole beli jam geee-shockkk lagi

okay la will stop the post here first la. tomorrow jalan raya youu. tiga puloh orang naik bus sewa youu. smua pakai white atau blue youu. merepek youu merepek youu

new environment.

2008-09-05T05:30:00.000-07:00

that was the last day of school and everyone was paying attention to one chinese guy who was going to pull his pants down. should explain why i had my hands ready on the camera

now its already a new semester with new classmates and a whole new bunch of neighbours.
at least there's naviyn nearby. two hindustani gays singing 'syaba syaba ami latchi syaba syaba' down the hallway. haha. cracks me up

and i dont know about the rest but. since the semester just started. i think testosterones level has risen a fair bit with the constant ' eh eh tu tuuu. alamak yang ni pun okay john. go ar ' im slacking a tad on the puasa mata part

ohh its ramadhan by the way. bulan mulia gugurkan segala galanya. my partner in crime is doing time down there al-kebawah for a month. members dudok boys home. hahahaha. maybe they will come back with recordings of malay songs sang as a group.. 'ohh..oh syakilaaaa-aa'

by the way. the three week holiday. had a class chalet and the first night was great. new concoction found. hoooo! and betting on card games is just a thrill. personal favourite was 'pair call' highest winner that night was with a profit of ten bucks plus. no joke man. for myself i earned a profit of a dollar and ten cents. better than nothing! with the fact that at one point of time i was down 6 bucks plus. and when your betting with coins. 6 bucks was a heap ok! i like!

apart from the chalet there was that one m.o.s ladies night. and the regular work at harbour front. shopping here and there. oh then there was one night where i had the super urge to watch money no enough 2 at the cinemas. dragged hadi down for it. and we were unintentionally decked in black from head to toe. nothing better than two guys dressed in black at tampines for the 9.50pm show and the latter was getting paranoid 'sialla dah mcm budak busok. confirm kena pukol. mati sia' so much for being a national rugby player la deyy

the show was okay though. i guess because of the constant good reviews i kept hearing about. i sort of had a high expectation. but the granny was cute. hadi laughing like a girl because of the aunties doing exercise scene. felt like slapping him. and entering a staircase door and not being able to open it again from the inside wasnt fun either. stupid mall

its friday night. i feel like going out. bummerr. oh im already a member of the vansEra community. so no need to action with me already! i also have! and the vans zapato del barco is kewl. okaaay i have a mission to operate! gots to go's!

wisdom of a fool

2008-08-10T06:56:00.000-07:00

ehey. i know its like totally totally totally totally totally old news. but im sorta digging the bizarre love triangle by frente! and that exclamation mark is part of the name. ohh i have a thing with short haired girls. its like BIZZRCHTT!

and the weekend was cool. that friday night met up with the kekawans lama. just to sit around like we used to. before anyone had any commitments. so met the few first and sat at the new asha eating place near the interchange for a drink. and also to look for that pakcik ' MANA TU BOYAN'

so then we did what most mats and a minah would do. sex rambang at multi storey carpark! not. but what we did was get chased by one crazed cat. scary scary cat. and theres this area called vista 8. represent! merepek. aniways theres a sky garden at the 5th storey and its damn cool. ended up sleeping there till 5am

the following day went to marina square for the fireworks. i dont know why i went with the plan. because damn were there alot of mats. the helmet mats. the confused mat (those that wear hip hop tapi muka takble lari) the twelve year old mats. the fold the pants at the ankle mats. the 'muka forever tak puas hati' mats. the aku da rilek tapi kalau go aku go mats. the ketawa kuat-kuat so orang pikir kita happening mats. the joke rewang mats (those with award winning jokes for all to hear) the matair aku lawa mats. the matair aku sembarang mats. and this is like for marina square only. esplanade has another whole range of species

so had a good sleep and woke up hungry at 2 plus. went for lunch with parents at some community centre. a decent indian restaurant. and i was sort of sitting under a television. and the girl infront of my table was turning around to watch whatever hindustan musical was playing. its irritating. yes it is. its as though someone was staring while you eat. i wanted to swing my alluminum plate at her face so much. luckily she and her 'aku datin' mum went running away soon after

by the way mum got me a pair of pin stripped pants! and its black. i like black. black looks good. my name is rain. so so now aku bole jadi cool skali. oh im coughing man. go away cough. go away. fly away. fly cough fly

escapade

2008-08-06T07:42:00.000-07:00

arent i cute.

and thats a typical day at class for me. sliding around in the chair to other tables. wearing people's hoodie. emptying people's wallets. intruding people's msn conversations. ohh and doing work of course

and i myself wouldn't have thought that id be heading to singfest and the national day previews on the same day. lucien was the one who asked if id be interested in tagging along to the first day of singfest. so just went along laa. the first day was not bad la. mostly punkrock bands. i totally digged the lost prophets. the free redbull from the girl. and the 'hi guys' from fiona xie

so we left for the ndp preview at 4 plus. got our goodie bags. sat beside aunties and watched the show. ate the nuts and crackers that was included in the bag. drank the green tea/chrysanthemum tea/newater. blew the blow up hand. and the chinese dude infront of lucien must have been really annoyed by us. and to top it off i swinged my singapore flag too hard that the little red ball at the end of the stick went flying off towards his direction. i dont know where it hit him. but it did. lols! DOWAN TO GET HIT BY BALLS THEN SIT INSIDE GRAVE LA!

then after the fireworks went back to singfest. walk here walk there. see eurasian girls. and funny thing was we rather sit amongst like 10 people to watch this dj adrian wee guy play house music at stage 2 than to watch simple plan and travis play at stage 1. we even kept sitting at stage 2 when adrian wee was done. waiting for the next dj to come and play. while waiting we could hear whimperings of whatever sad song travis was playing. so then left at 1am plus. long day

the morning after went to geylang si paku geylang for breakfast with parents. then went to the pasar itself to search for my kain batik. now all i need to know is how a template of the batik bag looks like. hahaha. pending pending for now. after which i met up with din mas and rakib to watch the mummy tomb of the dragon emperor. its like being dragged into riding a kiddy roller coaster. i mean its the mummy la siol. only 12 year old geeky science class boys would get excited about watching it. and if your planning to watch it. don't. unless your a 12 year old science class boy

and im working tomorrow. not going for class. its the last week. who cares. i didn't go for class today too. spent my day slacking on the bed. oh well the holidays are like 5 days away. MINISTRY OF SOUND ON WEDNESDAY! damn its been awhile since ive last went there. and i hope there are less transvestites. okay okay gotta go! working working sleeping sleeping!

twentyfourseven

2008-07-25T23:34:00.000-07:00

. kanak kanak ceria .

mashurina mastuminah 22nd birthday. chocolate cake and presents and close friends. i hope thats what you wished for. and wait till i win big on those scratch it cards for your psp okay. enjoy your shoes. ohh and a song for you..
" senyuman manis mu membuat ku tak laraaa. kini ku jatuh cintaaa " HAHAHA! *runs away*

earmuffs earmuffs

2008-07-18T05:51:00.000-07:00

and here's something you do not want to see at the edge of your bed

just pardon my manners

2008-07-17T07:33:00.000-07:00

today i tak ke sekolah pada waktu pagi. i cuma datang masa meeting three. pasal the hari sebelum cik call i suroh datang working the morning. soo i pun cakap ngan cik i can la. so dapat la money spending on the vending. tapi kaaaan the bill itu celaka nyer bintang hijau dah reach the refrigerator door. bill merah youuu. menyampah.

and so i like to type like a homosexual salesperson. and just when i was beginning to rejoice the swollen wallet. saw the red bill plastered on the fridge door with a magnet. ohh what to do. if you play you pay. and im paying service for this shithole phone. type one letter and it gives you four with additional symbols. i so love my shithole phone.

apart from that i sliced my inner nail when pulling for this one luggage. apparently the zip got in me nail and i sort of pulled it along the zip line. sort of like a cashcard slide. my innernail being the slot and the zipline being the card. ouch. and while cik was there looking on. once again shit happens when cik looks. ohh and haris kena pressure all of a sudden tadi 'CEPAT SIKIT HARIS CEPAT SIKIT HARIS' hahaha. so much for volunteering to do the first lorry.

me : *spots cik waving franticly 200m away signaling for someone to come *
me : ehh cik lambai kat siapa sia
haris : buat tak nampak jer
me : *looks away*

haha! she was doing the handsigns like 'MANER?MANER?GOSTAN GOSTAN!MANER?' you can imagine from there la. so that was work. after which i went to school. at least i came. okay i got to make myself a hot drink. blocked nose. maybe heat up a bread. and stuff up my nose. so as to prevent myopia and eczema. im talking crap. ohh ohh! next month will be the time for starry starry ears. watch out boy!

no one proposes

2008-07-11T08:06:00.000-07:00

joey : come on, you guys are more than that. i mean your gonna get together right?

ross : i don't think that we are

joey : but you two were supposed to be together

ross : i thought so too but then she said she'd marry you

joey : come on ross i didn't mean anything. she just had the baby she was all freaked out about doing it alone. she would have said yes to anybody..

ross : yeah thats what she said

joey : so?

ross : so i dont want to be just anybody

they barred my outgoing service. up yours. get this. i go through five tiring days of school and look forward to the only two days that i get. and out of the two days. i look forward to the day where i work and tire myself even more. where all i think of for 8 hours are baggage. there you go. my ray of hope. heavy luggages.

and if.

2008-07-08T08:53:00.000-07:00

you know how mum always gives 2 to 4 bucks every friday for donation.but you don't actually go to the mosque.so i guess its like accumulated to 20 bucks perhaps.someone take my wallet money to pay al-ansar if morning wont shine for me.

im gonna go pray now.

cheap monday

2008-07-07T05:44:00.000-07:00

today was 'so malas day' woke up as per normal.early morning.and then sort of made the decision to fall back to sleep.because i was jealous of the other hundreds of thousands secondary school students who got to sleep way longer for youth day.so up yours!

came to class at 11.30am.mister thomas is used to it.totally did not contribute anything for it was vb codes.i hate vb codes.id rather wrestle an anaconda with meat hanging from my underwear.so up yours vb codes!

work on sundays is constant nowadays.got my permanent pass and my face on that card deserves one tight slap.its like the classic head tilted up and 15 degrees left with the slight eyebrow raise.i could have sworn i was smiling.ohh cik lurp ngan kita three amigos for helping out the geminy guys in the morning.earned an extra ten.and i busted my right knee that day.its swelling now.let me tell you what happened.the lorry was reversing for unloading.and since boss 'cik' was there to look on.i went to leap up onto it but while leaping the lorry suddenly stopped reversing and my leap judgement was cut short of a centimeter and my right knee totally banged the metal.so much for nak step self volunteer.pfft

then i went bugis all alone.firstly to exchange the jeans i bought for dad.apparently he likes zip rather than buttons.oh and i totally felt guilty for trying out the jeans at messy and nearly taking up almost an hour of their time but in the end i didn't get any.i mean they even offered to keep my backpack and the old jeans behind the counter while i was trying out.got a pair of topman instead.and i still want that red gee-shockk

ohh and i dislike dbl o unless its thursday night.the dj's should know better than to make stupid unnecessary moaning sounds on their mic's.and the urge to slap the life out of each and every one of those dancing like a sprayed cockroach came a whole lot.especially those nudging me every now and then.i tell you imma shove the podium up their asses the next time i get irritated like that again.

lastly.i need to wash the wax off my hair.bye bye

a dime plus ninety-nine

2008-06-24T06:16:00.000-07:00

its a tuesday.its the day after monday.and before wednesday.its a shitty day.i only like fridays.the whole friggin world should too

i got irritated a whole lot today.many a times i wish i could drop kick some people.maybe next time.and today was skit day.what was my role?this was it 'nevermind nevermind he always like that' *kicks chair* ohorr.as jack neo would have said 'simple!'

and i wandered around city hall aimlessly after school.look at shoes.look at watches.i actually didnt know what i was doing there.i just felt that i had to get down at city hall to look at stuff.thats why you should never leave me hanging on msn worrying.finish off your sentence.finish off what i asked.dont go off with some one word thingy.what was i to do?brush it off and assume?please..

the other night.friday the 20th to be exact.the twins crew were competing in the jim beam all star dance thingy at dbl o.was totally reluctant at first.i mean it was initially me alone.but then got to know syahin and the whole lot was going too.so made my way there at 9pm.i was actually hanging out with jaz before that.talking crap and kicking cockroaches when syahin told me there was a possibility that i had to pay if it was after 10pm.kelam kabut aku.so reached dbl o nearing 10pm.then had a drink or two.watch the dance.after the dance straight to the bar.a total of 9 tequila shots.i could actually use another 4 more.lucky enough i resisted the temptation.theres the finals next friday.count me in and see you at the bar/dancefloor

p.s : ive told you once four years ago.i told you again the other night.maybe im asking for too much.but it has never been me thats benefiting all this while.i know i am the one to hold responsible for the past and what has become of it now.but if it was really my wish to have it like this.how does one actually wish for sleepless nights

fourteen days

2008-06-19T04:51:00.000-07:00

boom boom boom booom.i want you in my room.lets spend the night together.from now until forever.whoaa oh oh whoaa oh oh.tininit tit tit tit ti tit - venga boys

i actually got the whole tour bus full of makciks & pakciks to sing and dance along to this song while we were making our way up cameron highlands.i was so enthusiastic with my pom poms at the front of the bus.hitting them up in the air going '' boom! boom! boom! boom!'' and shall i share with you how we did the high school musical song while we were running up and down the tea plantations trying to re-enact the scene with " wild cats! in the air! "

above would be true if i was a fourteen year old transsexual cheerleader.but i did went to the tea plantations.it all started at eunos mrt carpark.the whole tour group met there at around nine thirty pm.boarded the bus and off we went.i was actually happy because i got to sit alone.no one was beside me.but i tell you.once we were three quarters on our way to cameron.i could actually hear my tailbone screaming for mercy.they initially said the trip would approximately take 6 hours.we boarded the bus at 10pm.reached johore at 12pm.woke up with the bus still making its way at 9am.i didnt take note what time we got there.but the sun was already up and shining.so much for six hours.

and the breezes there.its like air conditioned breezes.and their hotel rooms didn't have air conditioning.we just have to open our windows.skali 'dia' masuk macam maner ehh.ohor and their pasar malam was fun.and i saw dina there.lols! i actually saw her at the immigrations and she said she was heading camerons.soo there we were.past primary school malay class table mates going to the same destination.too bad were not on the same bus *grins*

after which we went down to kuala lumpur.and petaling st isnt really all that nowadays.its like repetition of shops down 4 lanes.but i did managed to grab an all white asics.the most appealing among the whole lot.ohh and at masjid india (its a shopping bazaar. not that much of a masjid) i bought this oversized aviators for fifteen rm.the wak told us that it was actually safety specs.but what the hey.it looked kanye west material.and mum liked it.its rare to get mum to agree on my eyewear choices.and you always seem to meet a cute girl when your at you last pit stop before heading home.baaah ohh!talking about cute girls

the other thursday night the team wa-a-aw went mos.and to my surprise smoove was at main arena.all hail the revolving podium!but the starting was crap.the dj was layaning the group of b-boys with their type of music.basically no lyrics music.just beats.they should know its getting boring when everyone is at the tables just staring at them.but it got fun nearing one.and theres nothing more fun than to act out the lyrics.

ohh i met a lot of dysfunctional woman that night.there was that white milf that started our friendship with a punch to my stomach.apparently she was finding me cute.and at every turn of the podium she will be right there pointing her fingers off at me.but she was fun.then there was the drunk hyperactive transsexual dancing with rizman.the hell she grabbed my shirt from below and pulled me to wherever she was heading.which seemed like circles.i managed to break free though.rizman however was enjoying it.and lastly there was the asian ladyboy.i mean she wanted to dance but after 5 mins of dancing.she will look at me and stare blankly like the 'where is the toilet' kinda face.and then continued dancing.this happened like three times.it got creepy in the end.and she waved the fingers to palm wave at me when she was sitting at the waterfall.weird dude.and i think din was my official bapok checker for the night.i was like asking din if they were bapok or not everytime one of them beautiful foreigns were beside me

so that was it.highlights of the holidays.now its back to school.thursday already.tomorrow is friday.and then the weekends.im doing pretty good on my punctuality this week.no late coming at all.very goood.ohh talk about school! i saw the mos girl in school today.surprise surprise.a republican.and i want to ask the next time i stumble upon her why she went all the way to my table that night just to zoom in my face for like two seconds and then went all the way back to her friends.got me puzzled for awhile man.oh tadi the mystery bus girl kena saman by donno who.could be immigrations or environment officers.i felt like saving her.but what to do.when you got to saman.you got to saman.

that should be it for now.gots to do the reflection journal for abang jerry kita.the facilitator who's arms suddenly got bigger after two weeks.and im aiming to sleep at eleven again.last night i slept at eleven and was woken up at 2am by a phone call.from sleepy to serious skejaps.but i actually wasn't aware of the time when i picked up the phone.so after the phone call i was surprised to see that it was only 2am.i was smiling wide because that only meant i had a few more hours of sleep still.the little things that make me happy.i sometimes purposely put my alarm at 3am.just to get that feeling.i like it.you should try it.oh lastly i am craving for this one delicious red g-shock rizman just bought the other day.not the c3 one.its the round one.saw it just now on the way home.it was going at 128 bucks.rizman got cheated of 17 bucks.and he still owes me ten bucks.and an airmax.and suddenly saturdays and sundays dont feel all that sufficient.pfft

secret sins

2008-06-08T08:08:00.000-07:00

about to have a major cough outbreak.i guess.it looks like it..its like one cough every 30 seconds?and i dont like it.who likes coughing anyways.the doctor checking your balls maybe.but not me.definitely not a doctor.and definitely not checking your balls

and sometimes you just have to accept the fact that escape themepark is the only place to get cheap thrills around here.unless you have got 50 bucks to spare then head on to clarke quays gmax & gx5.and tremble your marbles.lols.

masturina and her bf.saifuddin and myself.headed down to pasir ris at 3pm.well i reached at 3.the initial timing was 1.45 but.do i need to explain.and the aim was to use up that 100 dollars voucher dad got.so went themepark la.the highlight of the day was the go-kart.road rage with mas and din.rakib was nowhere to be seen.and nabey mas.next time pick one.left or right.dont middle middle.i cannot freaking get pass you.irritating.after which we spent the 30 dollars food voucher at the rasa singapura.ended up to be too much for us to handle.and every one went home a happy little kid

just the other night went to the kembars dance competition.dance explosion 3.and ehey they came in first position for modern & hip hop dance category.pretty cool.now go win bigger prizes.haha.i kidd i kidd.and that thursday night.went dbl o as planned.and sometimes what happens in the club.would be best stayin in the club.hahaha.and i saw a strange white light flying up above the plaza singapura clouds.the twins called it a 'tuju tuju' hish.aku tanak dengar ni semua.and then me and jazli went home in the freezing bus laughing.father jazli should know why.and im not talking religion.lols

then the other night mum and dad wanted to head to changi airport's terminal three.when you see me taking public transport with my parents.i may not seem to be the most happiest boy in the world.frown is what i do.but i actually am happy.but i frown.only with them though.we had dinner at secret recipe.i wanna try the oxtail thingy next time.and apple crumble cheese cake wasnt available that night.had to pick their signature cake.marble cheesecake.i dont know whats so signature and award winning about that one.after which we went sight seeing around the terminal.and i can sense mum berkenan sangat dengan malay salesgirl at bodyshop.go mum go!send those seven trays!yet again.i kidd

ohh and the lower lip is pierced.maintenance is a bitch.the piercing itself wasnt.but finding the hole was the mother of all bitches.in fact its bitching right now.i need to open it now.ohh just for your info.imma be heading to cameron highlands & kuala lumpur with me parents this coming weekend.i love roadtrips.okay i love sleeping on roadtrips

get fresh!

2008-05-29T06:49:00.001-07:00

a two step.a two step.i got my drink and my two step.and while waiting for farehin to msg me.il blog for now.okay actually he just msg'd.okay nevermind him

i arranged to meet him up la.need to use his atm card for my hp bill payment because my card is faulty beyond repair.and my bill is due tonight.if not made before the 30th the service provider will start hanging pigs heads.we dont want my name/house no./telephone to be scrawled out on the walls of lifts do we..okay i imagine too much.

so today's class was average.enterprise skills.financial planning and stuff.was totally gone when they tried to explain the formulas and shits.just nodding my head when the facilitator was looking my way.mumbling 'oh yah.mmm.yess yess.ooooooohhh.but oh okay okay'

oh!finally i have a cap to hide this boring hair of mine.i think i broke my record for staying off wax almost a week plus.surviving on brylcreem.i know.kentaaal siaaa.but thats what you have to sacrifice when you got tons of other things to use the money for.like a nice green stussy new era cap.and i was on the verge of grabbing that subcrew trucker.but hell the colours werent to my likings.i mean if your spending 80 bucks on a trucker you got to at least like the colour.il put that on hold for now

was asked to work this morning too but had to refuse the 10 bucks an hour shift.prioritize myself and furthermore there was a test.oh its eleven pm.i need to sleep.i like sleeping at eleven.but i dont like sleeping with my mp3 on only realizing in the morning that its still playing the fm radio and battery is left with a bar then when your on the way to school the lean back song is cut short when your only at kallang.and you just pretend your listening to some hot track when all you hear is the filipino beside you talking about her dim sums.oh i accidentally sat on this old china worker's lap while i was trying seat myself down.and i made this high pitched 'whuuup' doing so.too bad no one was there to laugh with me.

okay.heading to the arts house this saturday.masturina's cina boyfriend is performing.i want to see whats all this hype in going to the arts house is all about.maybe il see a few familiar faces.but i dont know how to act.just slow motion for me.slow motion for me...i told you i should sleep at eleven

three hours.

2008-05-22T07:22:00.000-07:00

i was working today.and im working tomorrow.the good life.sEmUa JaLaN tErUs!

supposed to have enterprise module today.but skipped it since my attendance for that one is clean.work at 10am.but woke up at 9.20am by msg.hah lintang pukang kau.reached harbour front at 10.20am.and just my freaking luck.10 minutes after i just changed my ic for a pass.i realize its missing.lintang pukang lagi..macam pakar CSI.aku screen lantai yang ku jejak 10 minute yg lalu

i just gave up in the end.said to the rest that today im doing free labour.duit gaji tolak untuk bayar pass.but i still worked hard okay.angkat bag dengan pantas.pintas.cergas.mak kau punye das.and today was bangla cruise.i had a fun time talking malay to them though.

indian man: excuse me.im searching for my bag.its tag 6..
me: agaknyer yang ni tak (pointing to the bag infront of me)
indian man: oh yes yes.thank you very much (paham pula dia)

another indian man: hello.who is your supervisor?
me: ah?she somewhere there (pointing)
another indian man: you mean that fat lady?
me: ah.that one.why?
another indian man: no i just want to congratulate you guys for making such a big mess
me: oh!thank you very much.we are happy you like the mess (dah malas)
another indian man: you are ground services from the cruise or the harbour front centre?
me: oh im from batam.
another indian man: paringay paringay poringay!

dont know what he talk to his wife.damn bugger.i was already the way i was.hands full with bags and still want to ajak bebual.batam lah jawabnyer.and then work was over.after much interrogation of the officers there i was told that i could make a police report for the pass and not pay for the loss.and so i did.went all the way back to chai chee police post for the report.i took at least 4 wrong turns finding that place.ada satu part aku masuk carpark.confident jalan terus.skali dead end.haha.so finally after making the report went back all the way to harbour front again.and the officer said i had to pay 10 bucks for the loss.then like an angel sent from above cik aida appeared out of nowhere.she came and talked to the kakak.and i got my ic back.gua suda cakap cik banyak lurp sama gua.haha!then all the way back to bedok again.

so tomorrow is another fun day at harbour front centre.but il be heading school after work.the ship is coming in at 7am.to report at 6.45am.work finishes at 10am.and il be reaching school by 12pm.sembarang laa.il reach class and ask whats the topic about.assign me a slide to present.and il prolly get a C for the daily grade.nevermind.il buck up after the term break.for now il do what i should

tuty jual keropok lekor.

2008-05-18T10:29:00.000-07:00

teringat zaman duluu.hanya kau dan akuu di bawah sinaran lampu.tak pakai sepatu.oh oh oh oh ai ai you you you ai ai you you you..beli air tebu

crazy bastard.anyways i just thought i should blog.because its 1.30am and ive yet to feel sleepy.prolly cause i woke up at 3pm just now.bangun ajer makan.lepas makan.mandi.lepas tu tengok tv.lepas tv main laptop.lepas laptop jumpa kekawans

same thing yesterday.met the usuals.sat at kembangan for awhile.and how stupid was this.me and hadi came and sat.waited for jazli.but we didnt notice that jazli was actually seating two tables infront of us.so both parties were waiting for each other for like 15 minutes.oblivious to each others presence.just because stupid fucker didnt want to pick up our calls.handphone kau gi celup tu teh tarik pon cantik.jadi v8 luxury teh tarik edition.haha!

and remember how i mentioned i should catch up on things with fana in the previous post.i did on friday night.arranged to meet her up at city hall.it was nice.strolled around.a little too much though.lols.headed home at 3 am plus.after she left i was so freaking sleepy that i was mumbling to myself about how late the bus was.coming in and out of consciousness.swaying like a drunk bangla.and i overshot the bus ride.woke up at bloody simei.walked to the mrt station and took the train home.pandai kan

thursday was graduation.it was the only time that i wore my pants above my butt.but it looked nice.with the tuck in and all.reached school and did the registration.went up to the lecture theater to do the understanding test.republic poly was holding a test that day and because we had graduation.they held it at ite simei for us.i think i answered the math questions syiok sendirily.then proceeded to the main auditorium for the ceremony.overall it was okay la.but that damn lady tied my hair at the back when i was getting ready to get on stage.kau gila kau nak aku naik ngan ponytail.i took it off halfway up the stairs.take back your hair band stupid lady!i went home with no keys so had to wait for mum to get back from the clinic.i slept at the doorstep while waiting.from smart to serabai

later on that same day.met up with jaz to head on to marina square.we took the wrong bus.got on 197 instead of 196.realizing it only when the bus was seemingly heading to chinatown.so we got down at some office office area.market st. or something like that.we were the only malay mats in sight.but it was nice walking pass places we've never been to before.like a 15 minutes roadtrip.ended the day with dinner at marina food loft.this couple was talking ever so loudly with this one kind fake english accent.talking about some whatever stupid shit.and we started talking loudly too.talk about how i bought shares.business deals in dubai.having a horse ranch in macau.we finally left and she smiled at us.haha! ''abis boy.dia nak gi visit kau nye horse ranch kat macau''

well that was the week.by the way my hair is black once again.but its jet 'bangla' black.haha!no more blondie benny.i need a cap.tsk 'komo'ni tapelle?je ma'pelle?' nights guys

ay bay bay.

2008-05-12T19:10:00.001-07:00

few weeks have passed.the things done.the words spoken.the sights seen.the sounds heard.the emotions felt..

soo the weekend just ended.it felt short.shitty.went town on saturday with twins.ejal and the rest.the objective was to get that lower left lip pierced.but being the mat kampong about piercings.had to survey the damn thing.firstly i didnt think it would cost 40-65 bucks.but it did.damn it you just poke the spear.prolly must be the stuff they do for preventing infections.let me earn some more extra 'blue yusof ishak' before i do it.

and for sunday was working.sooo early early morning headed harbour front.as usual changed and headed off to the cruise docking.luggages werent that crazy that day.and i was scared for my well being that morning.had to stand in between the gap of the cruise door and the docking platform.if i tripped over my shoelaces.nemo must help me.

then did screening at the centre exit.i was surprised at how many ang mohs remembered me for checking them in the previous week "mesti rambut kau la boy.." and this one milf was talking ever so suggestively.she said 'working real hard/the bags really big/oh you have to push it in' alahai.cheers buddy.

we saw taufik batisah that day!too bad my line was damn busy.he was just opposite siaa.damn cisco's went to ask for pictures and autographs.and suddenly the stern cnb guy who stands in the middle of the screening process. trying to spot drug traffickers went all smily smily with taufik.pla pisang.oh ady rahman was there too.cepat cepat cik.buatkan saya permanent.saya nak pass yg terpampang muka hensem i :)

ohh for that wednesday night.went to mas's cina bf chalet at aloha changi.i had to grab my boom box from home since mas was sooooo like in need of it.and it was the same cursed bungalow the jokers had.creepy looking at the weed toilet.haha.went makan makan first.bloody din laughing at me suddenly when i was eating ikan pari bakar aka masin laut.ask ask ask what he was laughing about.had to let him settle down then he said 'bear makan ikan' what the hell.and then the party was on.you tend to shuffle with strangers when drunk.lols!chivas regal was the sex.take it nead and wash off the tinge with a little coke.and your on your way.had a understanding test the coming morning.i managed though.

the other night.stumbled upon fana at esplanade.recognized her bold red dress from far la.was glad to meet her after like 3 years or so.need to catch up on things with her one day.then for previous previous weeks.many things la.i forgot some.went mos on one of the wednesday night.damn nice.ladies night.i want dblO ladies night.aha.must wait for term break which is in 2 weeks time.going cameron & KL with parents.i want nike airmax and armani exchange belt.i need to get some topman tee's.green sounds good right now.oh i bought the vanilla vanille bodyshop perfume oil the other day.super yay.i smell edible.ooohh.maybe i am *wink*

oh well.am having ite college east's graduation ceremony this thursday.sort of already figured out what to wear.tuck in lah sey.nanti kita da naik stage kans.da salam guest of honour.time pose gamba kan kita nak kasi satu 7 kat dagu guest of honour.hahaha!i lurp guest of honour.

eleven point eight percent.

2008-04-27T22:37:00.000-07:00

'its like the first for the longest time you'd see me in white'

headed down to ministry of sound on saturday night.sort of thought it'd be a good idea since the last time i went was like weeks ago.it was packed but enjoyable.enjoyable but packed.packoyable but enjacked.

and get this.me and farehin went home that morning via bus number 2 and we slept soundly on the upper deck.i was so comfortable that i slept slunted on one seat only to be rudely pushed by this vietnamese or whatever country their from.and so i looked at my surroundings.unfamiliar buildings.industrial like.looked at my watch and it was 6.40am.its already 50 minutes plus.slept back again.woke up to see 'CHANGI' on one of the signboards.i woke farehin up laughing my ass off.terlajak sampai changi you.

after which i had a scene with this mama in one of this changi provision shop.the hell i was already waiting behind two malays who looked like campers going to ubin trying to pack their bottled water into plastics.terhegeh hegeh.then i asked mama how much was a pack of reds from behind.i heard "leben peer-ty" so i prompted "hah?eighty?" he said "peer-ty" unsure i asked again "eleven eighty??!!" and then mama went "peerty peerty.tlee zilo.peerty" proudly waving the sakong handsign.so i asked for a pack.and then mama pushed the tempo.he ignored me and served this apek who just came from the side.so infront of the two gay malays and this apek asking for dono what.i shouted.. "BUTOH LAH MAN" and the mama instantly turned 40 years younger moving faster than carl lewis.baru nak stone cold..

never agitate the one with blond highlights.reached home and bathed.mum heard the toilet door unlatching and she shouted "PIS NAK GI LOHN JOHN?" saaap.im loving long johns breakfast set.the grilled chicken sandwich.already a meal by itself.and i slept like a bear on tranquilizers that morning.

so todays monday.i went class at the first breakout.dah malas.tomorrow is basic sciences.i hate getting confused and puzzled on science.lets get it done and over with.then comes wednesday and then its labour day yaww!and i should spend my money quick.or else it will slowly dissipate into stuff like ezlink/wax/ciggarette/food/drinks.and yes yes i got my 15 hour work pay already.it was a fun night actually.work started off at 12am.so it was me and three guys at the receiving end of the conveyor and the rest of the lot inside the cruise ship.and god the breeze was fabulous.everytime there was a stall on the conveyor me and lah did jumpstyle.haha.and then the following afternoon 10 people including me got stationed inside the cruise.crystal symphony or something like that.macam jakon tgk casino semua.then everybody went crazy over the vending machine that sells cigarettes for 1.50 us dollars.i was the only dude who bought a kit-kat.nanti kena screen ngan immigration kat luar memang padan ngan muka kau setaaaaaan.

and then BAM!dapat duit gaji plus tips.then dad gave me the occasional school bucks.then mum passed me my weekly allowance.and then i robbed that 90year old grandmother.okay not the robbing part.so now my wallet is swelling.who would like to go out with o.k.b.?okinawa konek besar..oh my brother's helmet is nice.whats that called again ehh.full sleeve or something?okay someone needs to slap the crap out of me when im twitching my nose.seriously.and i got myself a gap long sleeve.wearing it to school tomorrow.boley step abang2 sapau.okay laaa.i need to do my damned reflection journal.evaluation and quiz.this is what i have to do every weekday nights.screw you jacob biscuits!screw you!

restless.

2008-04-20T19:30:00.000-07:00

saya ada di dalam class.breakout one.saya memasuki class pada hari ini empatpuloh minit lambat. ia kerana saya dengan sengaja lambat-lambatkan gerak geri saya apabila hendak bersiap sedia untuk ke sekola.saya gangster.

okay ignore the first post.im having like a strain along the left side of my jaw to my ear to head.i think thats called a migraine.is it?all i know is its irritating.i need a sweet sweet girl to sweetly rub my head gently.let me ask the girl next class.ooh

aha!the other night was rather eventful i must say.the eight of us went ronda-ronda in hadi's mums ride.i was as usual late so they went all the way down to my estate to pick me up.like a star like a star like a star.which we went geylang afterwards.dont get ideas alright.they wanted to get ciggarettes.but it was a 15 minute eye straining exercise.if you get what i mean..

we headed to some cemetery near jalan bahar.this time round it wasnt really all that.i think because everyone was pondering on the words 'nanti kita juga masuk sini' then we parked outside alongside the long stretch of road.it was a racing night i guess.tons and tons of modified cars driving pass us trying to make a formation up ahead.the police car was just parked behind us.lols.but they still burnt up the road right infront of them blues.steady laa.and it was quite funny seeing the cars trying to hide inside the cemetery lanes when a patrol car passes by.i was asking them nonstop to follow their formation line "ey ikot dorang pey line ar!kita step paham la ikut race" hahaha.and we were blasting the woofers to its maximum there.the police requested for music.lols

then went makan at al-ameen.and why is nasi ayam goreng u.s.a called nasi ayam goreng u.s.a?i didnt see any relation of that dish to u.s.a. then got milo godzilla/trex/dinosaur/shake macam2 adaaa.headed off to send everyone home after.and we got into a slight 2fast2furious with this white mitsubishi on the expressway.haha.we kilas'd him the first time then damn fella not satisfied and stepped on his pedal.could hear his engine making those racing sounds.of course the toyota wish with eight people inside lost.hahaha.i think we made alot of people angry that night.like how we accidentally high beamed that taxi.he beamed us back.tsk.then that filipino jazli invited into the car.hahaha!and the whole lot of passerby's that night whom we shouted at.one rowdy night.

and i was working the coming morning.wasnt really shagged.but i was nearly dozing off lying on the conveyor belt.and the dusty luggages must have attacked my nose.it was running the whole time.and to those who's gonna say go catch it i shall stick a traffic light up your nostrils and twirl you in the air.and im still in a dilemma as to whether i wanna work this thursday night or not.its effing 15 hours of hard labour.saya tatawuu laaa and i bought this nice green long sleeve from stussy.it was 70percent off.a damn steal to me.i want a green trucker cap now.and new red socks.and ive got plans for my hair already.heheh.okay im totally ignoring the facilitator now.oh its breakout two already.todays presentation may just be interesting.may ehh.may.okay im going down to the office for awhile.chalo

tired.

2008-04-19T06:16:00.000-07:00

two weeks of school has passed.the 2nd week felt very quick.maybe because i was soo looking forward to thursday.but too bad sho'down had to spoil the whole thing.postpone to next thursday.

its a saturday.i wasted it.well sort of.didnt do anything.but tonight.heheh.thats another story.

and im working tomorrow.sigh.the things i sacrifice for.oh well nevermind.bsok dapat gaji.dapat allowance.saya suka.and the bill just came in today.well it wasnt as bad as i thought it would be.but i quickly took it away from the table.haha.mum asked but i didnt tell.

and i got my ns enlistment notice just now.haha!im supposed to report at tekong bmtc school2 this june.applying for deferment though.god knows what il do if i cant.

aku sakit bontot hari-hari balik naik bus dari woodlands ke bedok.mak dia punya laki.and im starting to think rock climbing might be a bad idea.capoeira sounds better.haha!you just dance right?and kick.and backflip.yeah that should be nice.capoeira here i come

okay i have just been activated!jeng jeng jeeeeng!gots to go!

new age duude.

2008-04-07T07:30:00.000-07:00

i cant afford to sleep late nowadays.twelve midnight is as far as i can go.or else il be going in and out of consciousness on the bus the following morning.and bus seats arent really designed to let you have a comfortable sleep you know.so sleep early yaww

one word for today?simple.but it wasnt when i first came luh.got to get the wireless password and clever me went into the wrong class.confident rabak punya tau.masuk class pastu buat introduction semua and was already in a group starting the first assignment when i overheard this 'eh ni class L kan.oh okay btol.' im in class J..salah class yaww.haha.dengan cepat saya keluar dan mencari class sebenar saya.dengan sardine saya masuk.cikgu ingat saya lambat.minta kena tapak yaww..lols

but everything else went smoothly.and tomorrow is science?i was told we were gonna be studying about blood.whuuuut.ikut style cowboy la..sembaraang la.sTeAdY mAmBo!

boo yah.

2008-04-05T06:36:00.000-07:00

i just didnt feel like blogging.hahahaha.

thats why its been awhile since ive updated.nevermind.tonight i shall drag myself to blog.oooooooh i said drag.so kinky meow!mak kau..

i currently have some pinggang ache man.haha.waist pain.just cause the other morning.okay be ready for this.i fainted infront of my mom.lols!i know.how kental is that.prolly because i was shagged gila that morning.the story was mum came to wake me up for morning prayers.so i quickly got up and went to grab a shirt.was just reaching for the shirt when i just blacked out and toppled to my right.hitting my drawer (this was prolly where my waist hit one of them sharp drawer edge) and then down on the floor.i then woke up to mum patting my shoulder vigorously.lols and guess what mum just had to ask the first thing i stood up ''MABOK EHH!'' haha.teros hilang ngantuk.ok dah.da boley sembahyang.not.

ohh and it just seems like im already a republic poly student.damn.school starts this monday. mcm a rude awakening gitu.lols.im pursuing a diploma in outdoor and adventure learning.the first thing that they tell us on the paper is that there will be one part where we will have to get in the water with the help of a floatation device.i dont know why its so important to warn us about that first.unless they are planning to throw us into shark infested waters.skali betol eh..jeng jeng!

went out with mum and dad in the afternoon just now.they wanted to go carrefour suntec.il follow just as long as its by taxi.lols.i swear we looked like tourists.dad with his smart mamat get up.oh well im just happy dad paid for all the stuff i grabbed.oh and my handphone is certified crazy.its hanging almost everytime.i need a new phone.but i cant go spending me money now.ive got a huge hunch that this months bill is gonna be a killer.soo..il just have to wait for that dreaded green mail.

prolly spending the night outside again.they asked to tag along to east coast.dont know what for.il just go with the flow slow snow mow tow bow low.have a goodnight then (:

muchas gracias.

2008-02-27T07:03:00.000-08:00

i am now ABANG ABANG ENGINEERED! and ABANG ABANG JAZZ PALLAS GREEN!

as much as i want to type one long & caps locked biatch.i shouldn't.anyways i woke up at 12.30pm today by mum whom constantly asked whether im following them to bugis.and when mum asks.she's not really looking for an answer.she wants you to follow.

and so i eventually did follow.didn't want to disappoint dad.he was looking forward to buying them jeans.and i got mine too :) dad paid for mine.heehee.and that sales girl remembers me for my teeth.oh well at least im being remembered.

lastly i went to katong complex alone.and got a new pair of pallas.and its green.i like green.no more 'shufflers pallas' the blue one that looks as if its been through the Vietnam war.but id like to keep it for memories sake.one day i'll tell my children that i once wore those to school and then they will laugh and tease me.and then with a mighty blow.i shove their mouths with those shoes and then go 'WHO'S YOUR DADDY!WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!'

my oh my.

2008-02-26T07:37:00.000-08:00

i woke up today early in the morning.having that events management test at the back of my mind.
didn't want to be late for it so i ironed my clothes first after which my sleepiness disappeared.and for once i did not get back to bed (which is usually the main reason why i skip morning classes)

thus feeling rather unoccupied.i thought getting on the laptop for awhile would be a good idea.and BAAAAAAAAM!!i was happy.very happy.very very happy :)

playground.

2008-02-23T02:38:00.000-08:00

i tore my front right toe open while playing pepsi cola.its a mens game.lols.i went all the way to woodlands only to be attacked by an angry millipide.to have my toe bleed.and to have my D&G buckle break mysteriously in half.west side don't like me.

ohh ohh.chalet talks are in the air.i foresee void-deck discussions happening.and i need to find those james jeans.i wanna be abang-abang engineered (:

and the next time another damned nonya tries to tap me violently on my back just because i did'nt hear her ringing her bicycle bell.im gonna stone cold stunner her ass so hard she wont remember who her father is.WATCH OUT BOY!!

uhh ohh.

2008-02-21T04:28:00.000-08:00

im back mutha fuckaaaa!and im loving it.its been so damn long since ive last got online or surfed the net like my own business.dad bought the laptop.im blessed

so many things happened this last few months.some better left untold.some best to be announced with a loudhailer.and some..still left not understood.on a brighter note.i love the wild nightlife.heh

IM AN ABANG CD BIAAAAATCHH!

haha.that picture taken at discovery centre.what was ite thinking sending us there?nonetheless team jahat won the amazing race!first team to arrive.i love excursions :) school is ending soon.only a paper to be taken.after thaaaaaat.ohh you know whats coming..

can i say its been a while since ive last got really really intoxicated.i miss it.ohh squadron black vodka!!here i come!!

one eight.

2007-12-01T05:38:00.000-08:00

MY FRIGGIN 18th BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 4TH OF DECEMBER.
which is 3 days away.see you on the dance floor.

*preet preet preetpreet preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet*

not again.

2007-11-01T05:44:00.000-07:00

FCUK.the damn laptop crashed.it spent its last seconds of its life with me.while i was frantically trying to adjust the screen.it made its last sound 'pap!' and tadaaa.im blogging in a friggin cyber cafe paying two bucks per hour.oh well.

the last semester of school just started.i found out it isnt that hard to come to school at 8am.i dont like it though.and the 3 weeks break is nearing.a chalet for the springfield syonanto's & another for the team jahat.oooh i like.

3 sessions taken lately.im loving it.but i hate absolut.give me smirnoff/king robert/glenns.not absolut.i dont know why.the vileness kinda lingers in the mouth a whole lot longer.thinking bout it makes me go bluergh.oh chivas regal come to me.

18th birthday in a months time.ha ha.in your face hamdan.lutfi.and the whole bunch of blues.i shall celebrate it with a big bang.well.prolly the coming weekend of it.nothing much to celebrate on a tuesday right.ehh.just remembered gotta go school early tomorrow.somesort of conference taking place.gonna be ushers.bahh im happy so as long theres's no class.

aites.gotta go.buck's running on every minute.miss me okay guys.if not just drink a bottle full of vodka and meet me up.im sure you will behave like you do.toodle loo.

push the tempo.

2007-10-15T09:03:00.000-07:00

i am currently finding the running man shuffle quite interesting.but not the whole shuffle thingy.just the running man.cause the rest of it looks like monkeys on pills.no offence though.

and today marks the day that i experienced my first accident.okay not so much of an accident.but it could be categorized as a minor one.me and razif fell off his motorbike while he was cornering to enter the shell station at simpang bedok.and we ended up in the middle of the road facing oncoming traffic.lucky the nearest car was at least a 100m away.the funny thing was when the bike started slunting i managed to put my right feet on the ground and not fall like razif did and i laughed like a hyena instead of rushing to get the bike back up.but i did in the end help get the bike up and we refilled petrol safely.

it was raining too just now so all the more reasons for the bike to slip.then after that while making a huge corner to the interchange 'kimak aku corner macam pompuan sia' haha!you got to understand a riders fear of cornering a wet road.i wonder how he rides on sunny days.

and i wasted my time going school just now.upon arrival i was informed class was over and the guys were heading to the carpark.where i met them and asked razif for a ride home.a total time of one hour spent.nuff said bout that.i actually just reached home from aunts house.mum wanted to go her house tonight.soo i tagged along.with dad.and i think i could listen to waks stories for hours without getting bored.he always has his indonesian supernatural stories.and those going to indo anytime soon.i could share an advice or two given by him.like how you should start jumping like an african tribesman upon arrival at the hotels reception desk while loudly chanting repeatedly 'OLE YABE ALULE MINA KASUM' haha!i kidd.but there are some true ones though.

ohh i think i saw syed's sedare with yasmin of fengshan primary just now.im sure it was yasmin.but not really sure about syed's sedare.i felt the urge to ask him.cause it was just me and him at the back of the bus.but what if he wasnt.imagine the mangkok'ness of how my face would be.or maybe i should say 'oh.your not?sorry but i have to kill you now' and then crack his neck.and then i exit the bus with the godfathers 'speak softly love' song echoing in the background.haha!

aites.quick updates.i miss feeling hungry.i wanna fast again la.ohh and mas said they have R1's for rent in thailand.okay just imagine a wide glowing smile.bahh.that is also if you know how to ride.or you'll end up staying in thailand for the rest of your life working as a street bakso seller trying to pay for the damages of a crashed R1.you can rent bikes in batam too.just that they come with a mat kotai rider each.oh i miss batam.i shall dream of an entourage trip to batam tonight *snores* ( i dont btw.i mean the snoring.bahh)